Monday, June 30, 2003

I missed Somebody I just want to dedicate this song since I really missed this friend of mine hope ok na me? its still a big "?" here I dunno

"Dressed To Kill"
New Found Glory


I know it's hard for you
To understand what I'm going through
But now I sit here to remind myself
You're always dressed to kill
And you feel like you owe it to the world
But you owe it to yourself
And you're, you're not here
And I can't stop pretending
That you're forever mine...
And I
I can't dream anymore since you left
I miss you singing me to sleep
I can't wake anymore in your arms
I miss you singing me to sleep
Cheer up my friends all say
You're better alone anyways
But you're always on tour
And you're never home
I'm always dressed to kill
And I feel like I owe it to the world
But I owe it to myself
And you're, you're not here
And I can't stop pretending
That you're forever mine...
And I
I can't dream anymore since you left
I miss you singing me to sleep
I can't wake anymore in your arms
I miss you singing me to sleep
Cheer up my friends all say...
And I can't stop pretending
That you're forever mine
You're better alone anyways
And you're not here, not here
I can't dream anymore since you left
I miss you singing me to sleep
I can't wake anymore in your arms
I miss you singing me to sleep
Cheer up my friends all say...

Saturday, June 28, 2003

"After the love has gone waht used to be right was wrong"
Losing it there are some things I really want to shout and say about right now and yesterday and the other day. but I'm just to scared? frustrated? oh here it is depressed! too depressed to blog too frustrated to blog and yeha too scare to blog. guess this is the result of being too much huh? cguro nga... Am I too showing too emotional... tungod sa nahitabo I finally got it huh? its better to shut up na lang cguro... dunno lang ha? kay right now I keep on erasing the words type them erase again type again trying not to "ma-igo". I lost a friend horay this is so great wish i never existed!!! tactful sa oi..... I just want to know kung naa sad ba syay sayop ana lang cguro... trying hard? yeah eto lang I'll stop trying wala naman talaga ako kaya what the heck I'm being too much can't help it... "just be myself" like the smirking smurf said... shame lang kay it has to be publicized pa


Joy Enriquez - Losin' The Love
There are days when i regret it
The things I said to you
I put my trust in no one
It broke my heart and i blamed it on you
You were kind and oh so gentle
But I refused to see
That someone like you existed
I was somewhere in denial
While you were loving me

CHORUS:
I cried myself to sleep last night
When I woke up
There were tear stains on my pillow
It hust so much to sacrifice what i gave up
Without you in my life
I will always feel lonely
Losing the love
From someone like you

Not a day goes by without something
Reminding me of you
The truth is that I miss you
It gets so hard not being with you
There are times when I go crazy
In the twilight of the night
How I long to be your woman again
There's pain that I hold
That will not let me go

CHORUS:
I cried myself to sleep last night
When I woke up
There were tear stains on my pillow
It hust so much to sacrifice what i gave up
Without you in my life
I will always feel lonely
Losing the love
From someone like you

BRIDGE:
I don't wanna make this too hard
But I just wanna be where you are
In your life, by your side, forever

CHORUS:
I cried myself to sleep last night
When I woke up
There were tear stains on my pillow
It hust so much to sacrifice what i gave up
Without you in my life
I will always feel lonely
Losing the love
From someone like you

Monday, June 23, 2003

Alone again...naturally! I arrived home late again 10 na to I think kapoy kaayo going to talamban and back well na anad na since when I was still at Manila we moved to Bulacan. Imagine riding a bus going to Manila and back to Bulacan kapoy kaayo well better than people hating me kay I dont know their problem sa balay "wla ka kasi dito kaya hindi mo alam" duh!!! as if I'm having a hell of a lifetime sa dorm! shame on my siblings oi. I never thought I'm going to say this but 'Family are mostly the one can bring u down if u have th emost unhealthy relationship among them!!' sakin man isipin ana dyud na

...cause you were only play you were only playing with my heart I was never waiting for the tears to start It was u who put my clouds above me, it was who made the tears all down, It was u who made my heart into piece. It was you who made my blue eyes blue.....


A New Look for the whom?? I want to look good and fell better for him well too bad di na since what happened in last Sunday really made me unstable I can't even think str8. Ayokong manumbat but I wanted this for him and then here I was crying in the rain alone...kapoy baya magisa patience is a virtue yeah but I can't wait forever nor be slapped in the face. Kusog kaayo ang insecurity Level ng isang tao lalo na if the insecurities are close to you or even surrounds u.

"Why do I always break a fall when I fall

Sunday, June 22, 2003

Just when the sun comes so thus the rain
might as well drown myself to sleep if all i could get from u is a sad ending... might as well kill myself with pain than to watch to leave me... im pathetic... im human... im in hell... I fell in love na hindi sinasadya confusion was on the way when he told me "I'm jst his brother figure". I guess so, cge na lang as the I leave the car It rained harder than before...... I cried.... it hurts but I needed it so loud u can't idntify it because of the rain. oh well unsa bay mahimo nako wala na naman. Just when I learned to dream back and love it... a strong wind caught it and flew away. Thank you.... u made me learned that some good things really nver last


SOME GOOD THINGS NEVER LAST
(Print the Lyrics)


It’s three in the morning
You're nowhere in sight
And all that I wanted was
To be with you tonight
I've watched love get closer
And then fade away
I've seen you believe in me
I've seen you trying to stay

But what good is holding on
When you know that all
You can think about is letting go
They say if you love someone
Then set them free
If they come back again
Then in the end, it was meant to be

I thought we were lovers
I thought we were friends
I guess when reality steps in
The dreaming ends
We live for the future
We learn from the past
No matter how hard we try
Some good things never last

All you can think about is letting go
Be true to yourself, my love
That’s all I ever wanted you to be
Just don't forget to smile
When you think of me

I' II reach for the stars
I have got them in sight
There's someone who really needs me
Out there in the night
We live for the future
We learn from the past
No matter how hard we try
Some good things never last....

Why can't they last?

Saturday, June 21, 2003

Im falling in Love again and theres nothing I can do It was the night when I finally saw it I dont know its so silly but I do I'm falling hope not in the floor but in his arms hahay Its like a mirror I know him much and he knows me I can't bellieve it. SOUL MATES? yeah I guess but I cannot say right now, he might be playing around but unsay mahimo ana play with the emotions and you get ur neck on rotation hehehe thank you man you brought me back to dream. miracles do happened and waiting is worth waiting for ....


I Couldn't Ask For More
Edwin McCain
Ost. Message In The Bottle



Lying here with you, listening to the rain.
Smiling just to see a smile upon your face.
And these are the moments I'll remember all my life.
I found all I've waited for and I could not ask for more.
Looking in your eyes, seeing all I need.
Girl, I think you are it's everything to me.
These are the moments I know heaven must exist.
These are the moments I know all I need is this.
I have all I've waited for and I could not ask for more.

Reff:
I could not ask for more than this time together.
I couldn't ask for more that this time with you.
Every breath has been answered. Every dream that has come through.
Yeah, right here in this moment, it's that we're all meant to be.
(Oh) here with you, here with me.

And these are the moments I thank God that I'm alive.
And these are the moments I'll remember all my life.
I've got all I've waited for and I could not ask for more.

Repeat Reff

I could not ask for more than the love you gave me cos it's all I've waited for.
And I could not ask for more.



Shout Box
Qoutable: Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. --Albert Einstein

---- well blame them for not giving in!!!- Grandier

Friday, June 20, 2003

HAppy Thoughts and a bit of light hearted angst while ur at it c",) To my surprise evrything turn right for a day that is really meant to start bad! I dunno its a holy crap thing I got in my head. BUt seriously I finnally can see changes of date in our fellow blogger Lets see Maia got a new blog Van got a new blog John got a blog (longest hmm). They all got one thing in their blog a happy thought!!!! thats nice. Me? happy tot ? I can pretend can't I.... I suppose to have a date at 6 but because of the meeting and since its a lame excuse daw na ur not going to attend the meeting just for a dat (hello!!!!! its date my supposed best date!!!) I cant beleive it well my date didn't text back when I texted. hahay what can I do.....
Pretendersworse of all I just have my ex's boyfriend in the chatroom playing a fool out of me too bad its not working !!! he still denies the crap out of it hehehe what a fool oh well palying around is such a waste of time what a possesive jealously over paranoid jerk my ex has atay Let's play pretend bai!! I'll pretend im not hurt because of my wx's bf frolics and ex is telling me all about their "experiences" hmm im not hurt !!

Thursday, June 19, 2003

What a day!!! I met the power 4 eeee grabe nice kaayo I also have a bunch of goodies from close up and cream silk lingaw kaayo as in. Ill spare u the details guys coz i know what will u say... cheap and baduy ... sory cant help it Deanne!!!! ok na blog mo day so have fun yeah yeah I deserve a big pat on a shoulder today hmm lets see John!!!!! thanks for putting my name in ur blog kapoy kaayo mag dagan ka from eng'g building to as diay hehehee well John lets all have a great day this coming Saturday okhay hope I helped u better than destruct u hehehe my nature. Van!!!!! I'll be needing help on dessiminating the letters I suggest we have to go to the teacher who is under their class and give the letter k ba? Maia!!!!huy long time no see sa akong tag weebee ingat sa mga infested leaches hehehe exag na pud....

I love this song pls this is what I feel last night so I cant help it but sing the song hahay!!!

Everybody Hurts- The corrs

When your day is long
And the night
The night is yours alone
When you're sure you've had enough of this life
Well hang on

Don't let yourself go
Cause everybody cries
And everybody hurts
Sometimes

Sometimes everything is wrong
Now it's time to sing along
(When your day is night alone)
Hold on, hold on
(If you feel like letting go)
Hold on
If you think you've had too much of this life
Well hang on

Cause everybody hurts
Take comfort in your friends
Everybody hurts

Don't throw your hand
Oh, no
Don't throw your hand
When you feel like you're alone
No, no, no, you're not alone

If you're on your own
In this life
The days and nights are long
When you think you've had too much
Of this life
To hang on

Well, everybody hurts
Sometimes, everybody cries
And everybody hurts
Sometimes

And everybody hurts
Sometimes

So, hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
Hold on, hold on
(Everybody hurts
You are not alone)

Fade out

Tuesday, June 17, 2003

Song in mind Happy 19th Birthday Racs Ramos!!!!

Happy 18th Birthday Freedom Pelone !!!!!

Hey Mercy muzta man ka anyways, heres a song that u like and keep askin me . well in fairness I finally knew the message nice kaayo diay hehhe

Eric Clapton - Blue Eyes Blue

I thought that you'd be loving me.
I thought you were the one who'd stay forever.
But now forever's come and gone
And I'm still here alone.

'Cause you were only playing,
You were only playing with my heart.
I was never waiting,
I was never waiting for the tears to start.

It was you who put the clouds around me.
It was you who made the tears fall down.
It was you who broke my heart in pieces.
It was you, it was you who made my blue eyes blue.
Oh, I never should have trusted you.

I thought that I'd be all you need.
In your eyes I thought I saw my heaven.
And now my heaven's gone away
And I'm out in the cold.

'Cause you had me believing,
You had me believing in a lie.
Guess I couldn't see it,
I guess I couldn't see it till I saw goodbye.

Chorus

'Cause you were only playing,
You were only playing with my heart.
I was never waiting,
I was never waiting for the tears to start.

It was you who put the clouds around me.
It was you.

Chorus

Oh, I never should have trusted you.
Oh, I never should have trusted you.
Oh, I never should have trusted you.



Monday, June 16, 2003

Just when its cozy then the sun came in well having a great CEC induction party was realyl a blast I do hope na the binding and the friendship will continue in coming days well their first obstacle? TABO SA TC I can smell it already conflicts and turmoils well hope makayanan. I do hope so..

I can be so assuming at times... I talk to somebody as if the person likes me or even listens to me. Just like Love. some people assumed na they have fallen in love with that person but actually gigutom lang sila bitaw! well what ever the feeling is assurance must be in order . pain is on the way if you don't


Just My Imagination
Gwyneneth Paltrow and Babyface

Verse 1- Gwyneth Paltrow

Each day through my window
I watch him as he passes by
I say to myself
I'm so lucky he's so fly
To have a boy like him
is truly a dream come true
Out of all the girlies in the world
he belongs to you

Chorus

But it was just my imagination
Runnin away with me
tell you it was just my imagination
running away with me


Verse 2-Babyface

Soon we'll be married
And raise a family (oh yea..)
Have a cozy little crib in the country
with two children maybe three
I tell you I....
can raise your lies down baby
It couldn't be a dream
cause too real it all seems
oooohhhh........

Chorus

But it was just my imagination (once again yea)
Runnin away with me (running away with me)
tell you it was just my imagination
running away with me (away with me yea)

Verse 3-Gwyneth Paltrow and Babyface

Everynight on my knees I pray
Dear lord hear my plea yea
Don't ever let another
take his love from me
Or I will surely die
Heavenly (heavenly) when your arms unfold me
I hear the tender upsity
But in reality
He doesn't even know me

Chorus

But it was just my imagination (ohh, so fly look out my window)
Runnin away with me (It's running away with me baby)
Just my imagination (runnin away)
running away with me (my baby, my sugar, my sweetie, look at my baby)

Just my imagination (ohh, soo fly look out my window)
Runnin away with me (It's runnin away with me)
Just my imagination (yeeaaaa)
running away with me (my baby, my sugar, my sweetie, look at my baby)

Just my imagination (ohh, soo fly look out my window)
Runnin away with me (It's runnin away with me)
Just my imagination (yeeaaaa)


Sunday, June 15, 2003


dating 101



You Should Teach Dating Etiquette 101!


You may not have conquered dating yet, but that's just because you refuse to settle.

You know the places to meet guys, as well as conversation starters.

You are the ideal flirt - always scoring the most free dinners, drinks, and diamonds.



You are perfect at teaching those with bad luck how to date.

You'll show women how to juggle men - the old "pair and a spare" strategy.

And you'll also show them how to spot a jerk... because you've met lots of them!



What's Class Should You Teach?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva






Blog Update Presenting! New Links to ease the pain of colorophobia whatever guys! I hope u have a lovely weekend it seems I wasn't even thought the rain comforts my aching frustrations a while ago. You see I just crash somebody's car at Bulacao ang I have to deal with it. Ah well next I wont be reckless, thats what they think it is c ya around....

Saturday, June 14, 2003


Joke Joke Joke
Love and Marriage: A Child's Perspective

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,
and she should keep the chips and dip coming. Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going
to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out
later who you're stuck with. Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the
person FOREVER by then. Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
married. Freddie, age 6 (Very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
yelling at the same kids. Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get
to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough. Lynnette, age 8 (Isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that
usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all
the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the
dead columns. Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to
mess with that. Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
Howard, age 8

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
Kelvin, age 8

"And the #1 Favorite is........"

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like
a truck. Ricky, age 10

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An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy." The boy refuses and keeps on walking.

A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over again. "How about $20 and two pieces of candy?" The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking.

Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road. "OK," he says, "this is my final offer. I'll give you $50 and all the candy you can eat."

The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in. "Look," he says to the driver. "You bought the Ford, Dad. You'll have to live with it!"

Of Coffees and Fries part 2 The Big Event is yet to come!!!! The Annual CompE Acquiantance Party will be held at Maribago Blue Waters oh no I forgot when!!! anyways the damage cost 400 pesos from 8 in the morning til 4 in the afternoon can't wait. Oh! Did I mention that there will be a free aircondition bus for transpo! heavy with the 400 pesos well you can do an installment plan like paying 100 pesos per week . where to pay? just ask your batch treasurer near you. Me? of course im coming. I heard it will be a great party so why not come.

The meeting ended up at 12:30 and we part ways some went to ayala and the others just vanished into thick air. while I head to WWW. Express DHL store to redeem my ABS CBN TIC TACK TOE Contest. the damn redemption booth was closed when I arrive so I went at BIg Macs and ate aburger and a soda. still not open! oh well I just waited and formed a line til it opened. My God there were so many people and its so suffocating to see them fall in line sometimes bump at each other in the cold rainy afternoon hahay! Finally I was able to get my game cards .So I head to Jollibee

I was so hungry when I arrive at Jollibee Main but the heck with hunger. The Theater Guid had a meetin g here and guess who came late another sweet blogger Claire! well still pretty as always (Lets audition at the MTV VJ HUnt next year okhay!). We talk about the interview and audition proper in the coming recruitement week . A big suprise caught me well what can I say I missed her Te Bagting!!!! musta man ka oi! late kakyug si sweet ever Tats

Realizations I talked to te bagting about my course well all I can say is that she's right soul searching takes time oh where the hell are you my soul!. You know what? I lost my motivation and edge to dream and reach a goal . I cant even seem to know what's my dream nga eh. whats my role in this world? finally te Bagting told me na your motivation and purpose is there. use the problems and obstacles as my inpiration to continue. I was so refreshed that day guess its time to continue the world since th eworld seems not to wait for no one. I left Jollibee at 6 and arrived tired and bit satisfied at home 7 pm
Thanks guys u made my day of coffee and fries. Fries? oh I forgot to tell u we ate fries since we have no money for big meals hehehe JOke JOke JOke I miss you Mr Royale wonder why hmm.....
Of coffees and french fries This morning I woke up as early as I could to catch the fastest vehicle going to talamban.The CompE Council had a meeting at Caltex Starmart *yum*! and of course apl ko ana, I met the officers headed by John , the president then of course its like hey welcome back guys I missed u and not to mention like a gran reunion of the bloggers of the blog world. Namely: Van(pretty in pink!), of course John (its the hair dude!), then Me, of course (Had a dramatic entrance and a 15 minutes late shame waaah!). Totskie (Sakuragi!!!!) Royale Mitch (um still the same Joke Joke Joke!!! Ha-Ha-Ha!!!) who also made a dramtic entrance for silliness late comers!! hehehe.

anyways we had many things to talk about the first agenda? Funds and where the hell we can get them. Well the CEC will be dispersing the the council's money ika july or august pa but as much as possible funds are needed right now.

well which leads us to the 2nd agenda The Council decided to have a fund raising porject by conducting seminars on Java, Object Oriented Program and all that jazz th echairman is Ma'am Daday and its for all students who would like to know about Java and all the stuff related. The registration fee cost 60 pesos snacks are inclusive it will be held at SMEI nnear the scince building besides the Physics dept. (ah just ask!).

Next was the CompE freshman Assemply at June 21st theres also a reg fee of 20 pesos and snaks inclusive it will be held at the room 344-345 . This is a must to all compE freshmen since this will held their elections and vote their officers represnting their batch. Another is to know you CompE Council and CEC officers coz I tell u its darn important to know them beleive me.

hmm lets see Theres the T-Shirt Design Contest exclusive for talented, creative and whiz CompE studs from any year level see posters and print adds or details hehehe. (wait i dont get it .... one design per envelope per entry??? ) tbc

Friday, June 13, 2003

My Post INdependence Day in the 13th of Friday Brrr I woke up around 8. Our helper was knocking at my room telling me what time will I go to school. Go to school? yeah right no classes remember we'll I know but I just pretended there is so I told her that ill be leaving by 8:30 so I immediately rush to the bath room and took a 10 mins bath feels good even though its cold. hmm nobody seems to notice my evidence of tears last night... oh well anyways, It was 9:50 when I arrived at Ayala. What did I do there? just dance the whole morning. Yeah dance dance revolution was my darn addiction not only it adds flexibility and energy on my body, its also a great substitute for jogging in the morning (Dad no more jogging pwease..) then after I dance I played the percussion freaks (yeah banging things was also my adiction ehehe) I also met a new friend yeah his name is Steve 1st yr. high scholl taga -CIE he's really good in drums. he confessed he had a band long time ago that's why he's good at it. Me? nope no band here hehehe but I've been playing the percussion almost a year now that's why i'm so glad that I return to my fave hobbies I mean addictions.

After the Ayala I went to DHL WWW.Express Center to redeem my products you know the ABSCBN tictactoe stuff but to my disappointment and for a big duh! reasons I ended up nothing since all stores took a holiday waaaah I cant beleive this oh well be back again by tomorrow.

Then next stop was at SM. where in I'm going to meet someone but I ended up just me fuc**ng people giIndian ko paita! well I decided to kill time by heading to the nearest arcade and you said it... dacne revo til sawa or til no more money I like the dance revo at SM, they got this 5th Mix too bad its only time operated and they even decreased the time from 5 to 4 minutes this is terible! in human I tell you! they cant well sadly I wasn't that satisfied na with their computers or arcade machines few of them are defects and I duno if they are doing anything about it. Whew Imagine me sweaty and tired.

Well my trip wasnt through thou so I went back to tabunok and shop for our meals and other comodities in the house hay I just love to shop. If only I got more money I could buy some stuff I really like. after shopping I head again to the nearest arcade with the groceries in my hand ah hell! I'll jus dacne the afternoon away well in Gaisano Tabunok they have a dance dance revoution type which they call pump dance. In fairness the game is quite great since it can gave me some moves wer in I have to turn around and do some exhibition. well thats just it from my trip . I went home and head to the bed take a deep rest since the meeting wih the CompE Council will be at 9 yaaawwwn Is it me or im too lazy to sleep hahaha. Cy around guys have a friday the 13th bwahahahaah c",)

Wednesday, June 11, 2003

Meet our new blogger Hi Jess!, our new blogger int he Blog World well she kinda shy at the moment so Its her decision if she wants to publicize her blog so as of now ill put her in the links of mine jst ask her lang kung ganahan mog tan aw YEHEY lipay kaayo ko naa na bag o napud

Tuesday, June 10, 2003

AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhh Shocking even me I thought I'll be stuck in the house doing nothing but I jst ended up at talamban taking Mr. Brangan's Lecture in what??? JAVA ah grabe as in I tot i'll be extending my vecation well this really proves miracles do happend even if its irritating usahay hay! grabe can't wait to do Cec Stuff, CompE stuff and TG stuff but mostly ill be focusing on my School stuff I still cant beleive it but hey this is the world what can we do lets go and continue thus making it a great news na im not going to close this darn site hahahaha magsamok samok nana pud ko hey Somebody will be going blog blog malapit na all I have to do is help her taga compE sad (duh!) classmate nato who can that be well find out in the coming days !!!! as of now fun fun fun fun fun in the schooll whahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahaahhaahahahahah (coughs)

Monday, June 9, 2003


Dad's Out!
Ah! what a day nothing to do but sleep all day and I HATE IT definitely Hate it since I didn't enroll this sem because for some reasons I got so many things that I was thinking: possibilities, and results ah this sucks wel anyways, I do hope the peeps are fine with out me Duh! they might even start a go away paerty for me for crying out loud! I do hope htey are very happy with their lives right now since there will be nobody to annoy them or maybe get affected by my irritance I expect those negative comments again at this site and what can I do its their opinion bahala na sila. anyways, off with the dramatic angst I'l be closing my blog for a while until the next sem comes back then I'll be back. Hmmm CompE? who knows table might turn again well never know!


Aaaaarg Sister Hurts Ow ow ow

Sunday, June 8, 2003

LaughsHelp!
Two translators on a ship are talking.
"Can you swim?" asks one.
"No" says the other, "but I can shout for help in nine languages."

Hieroglyphics
There were a group of archeologists who dug up a line of hieroglyphics that were, from left to right: a dog, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David. After years of study they came up with an explanation. They believed that this was a very wise group of people. First, they knew man had to have company, hence the dog. Next, they knew that they needed animals to help with work, so the donkey. The shovel was there because of their advanced knowledge of tools. Next, they knew that they had to eat, and that fish were the best source of food. Finally, they were a religious group and knew man had to have religion.

After the explanation, a man jumped up and said, "You fools, Hebrew is read from right to left! It says 'Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that bitch!'

An Insomniac At Night with an Automated Translator
I hit on this page by folksinger Christine Lavin showing the results of automatic translation of some of her song titles to and from a foreign language by the AltaVista automated translation software. For example :

The original song title : Please Don't Make Me Too Happy
To French to English:
Please Not Return To Me Too Happy

To German to English:
Please To Me Do Not Go Back Too Lucky

To Italian To English:
I Pray To Me Not To Go Behind Too Much Fortunate

To Portugese to Eng:
I Pray Me Not To Go Too Much Behind Fortunate

To Spanish To Eng:
I Request To Me Not To Go Too Much Behind Lucky Person




Ad slogans - "Loco"lization
Here is a look at how shrewd American business people translate their slogans into foreign languages:

The 4 wheel drive sport utility truck we know as a Montero was named "Pajero" for non-US markets, including Australia, where a large number of Argentineans & Uruguayans live -- "pajero" in Spanish means "masturbator".

Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."

Chicken magnate Frank Perdue's line, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken," sounds much more interesting in Spanish: "It takes a sexually stimulated man to make a chicken affectionate."

When Vicks first introduced its cough drops on the German market, they were chagrined to learn that the German pronunciation of "v" is "f," which in German is the guttural equivalent of "sexual penetration."

Not to be outdone, Puffs tissues tried later to introduce its product, only to learn that "Puff" in German is a colloquial term for a whorehouse.

The Chevy Nova never sold well in Spanish speaking countries. "No Va" means "It Does Not Go" in Spanish.

When Pepsi started marketing its products in China a few years back, they translated their slogan, "Pepsi Brings You Back to Life" pretty literally. The slogan in Chinese really meant, "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back from the Grave."

When Coca-Cola first shipped to China, they named the product something that when pronounced sounded like "Coca-Cola." The only problem was that the characters used meant "Bite The Wax Tadpole." They later changed to a set of characters that mean "Happiness In The Mouth."

Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.

Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is German for manure. Not too many people had use for the "manure stick".

When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the US, with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read.

An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la papa

Thursday, June 5, 2003

Okay so we've got more computer abbreviations and here they are:

ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROTF - Rolling On The Floor
ROTFL - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
RSN - Real Soon Now
RTDox - Read The Documentation/Directions
RTFM - Read The Frickin' Manual
RUOK - Are You OK?
SNAFU - Situation Normal; All Fouled Up
SO - Significant Other
SOL - Smiling Out Loud (or Sh*t Out of Luck)
TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TAFN - That's All For Now
TEOTWAWKI - The End Of The World As We Know It

Shout Box
'"I cannot live with someone who can't live without me." -Nadine Gordimer

Wednesday, June 4, 2003

Mild Angst and Mind Blogglers There so many questions in our lives that sometimes its so easy to answer but doing it or being in that situation in that time being... its jst too hard to answer . Like how come people love the other without even noticing na somebody loves you and doesnt even give a damn on you then there those people who have somebody in their lives but suddenly strucked by lightning and the relationships over and their reason "Di na ko ganahan niya?" Then there those part in our lives na we seemed to be incomplete because of not having someone or maybe too much depression in our lives that we loose esteem and the courage to move on .. the aftermath of breaking up... and then there those people who cares too much with other poeple's personal problems that they end up minding others than themselves. This are some emotions that seemed to be painful...enlighting and sickening sometimes

98 Degrees Lyrics
" Why (Are We Still Friends) "


We do almost everything that lovers do
And that’s why it’s hard, just to be friends with you
Every time your heart is broken by the fool
I want you to know that it hurts me too
It’s hard to wipe your tears away (tears away)
Knowing that you should be with me
Now tell me why

[CHORUS:]

Why – why are we still friends
When everything says
We should be more than we are
And tell me why every time I find
Someone that I like
We always end up just being friends (Just Being Friends)

I would hate for you to find somebody new
Who you really love, cause it would mean losing you
But am I a fool girl not to say
If I’m always scared I’ll lose you anyway
Somehow somewhere I’ve got to choose (got to choose)
No matter if it’s win or lose
Now tell me why

[CHORUS]

I don’t wanna be like your brother
I don’t wanna be your best friend
I only wanna be your lover
When will this end
If I told you that I wanna be in your life
Then you could be the woman in mine

[CHORUS x2]



jubilee
You are Jubilee!

Though you may be young and inexperienced, you have
great potential and will someday become an
admirable figure. For that to happen, though,
you must overcome your juvenile belief system
and adopt a more mature view on life.


Which X-Men character are you most like?
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Monday, June 2, 2003


Hey it's all worth it! Here are more of the computer abbreviations...to bring teens closer to their parents...

LOL - Laughing Out Loud
LTNS - Long Time No See
MorF - Male or Female, or person who asks that question
MTCW - My Two Cents Worth
NRN - No Reply Necessary
ONNA - Oh No, Not Again!
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OTTOMH - Off the top of my head
OIC - Oh I See
OTF - On The Floor
OLL - Online Love
PLS - Please
PU - That Stinks!
REHI - Hello Again (re-Hi!)

Those of us old enough to remember the old Hollywood Squares Game will appreciate these. They are excerpts from the Hollywood Squares show during the 1970's.

Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be
at least how high?
A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes...

Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you
probably a man or a woman?
A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party
and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come
out directly and ask him if he's married?
A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you
get older?
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to
say "I love you"?
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and
a twenty.

Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less
with your hands while you are talking?
A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question,
Peter, ...and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!

Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are
you going to get any during your first year?
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy
growing strawberries!

Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects
at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give
birth to?
A: Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of
the dark.

Oh they are the best...have a great weekend!

You are Neo
You are Neo, from "The Matrix." You
display a perfect fusion of heroism and
compassion.


What Matrix Persona Are You?
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Song in Mind Hey Everybody's talking about F4 (and no not the F4 found on ur keyboard!) actually I'm a late fan but then again I dont like chinese or something subtitles even if it was dubbed in filipino people are going gagaover their songs which ironically they dont understand the song and its because the cast of F4 is there wish it has u know english version of the song so that more Filipino Fans of F4 would come and sing along hahay anyways, this song broken vow is part of their soundtrack in Meteor Garden and its so nice to listen to the song I watched it on Myx grabe the lyrics is also striking well here it goes Broken Vow


Broken Vow
Lara Fabian

Tell me her name
I want to know
The way she looks
And where you go
I need to see her face
I need to understand
Why you and I came to an end

Tell me again
I want to hear
Who broke my faith in all these years
Who lays with you at night
When I'm here all alone
Remembering when I was your own

I'll let you go
I'll let you fly
Why do I keep on asking why
I'll let you go
Now that I found
A way to keep somehow
More than a broken vow

Tell me the words I never said
Show me the tears you never shed
Give me the touch
That one you promised to be mine
Or has it vanished for all time

Chorus

I close my eyes
And dream of you and I
And then I realize
There's more to life than only bitterness and lies
I close my eyes

I'd give away my soul
To hold you once again
And never let this promise end

Chorus