CCC Cosplay Cafe?
Posted by blissfullynaive on Nov 17, '09 10:30 AM for everyone
source: http://cebucosplayers.multiply.com/journal/item/36/CCC_Cosplay_Cafe?replies_read=46
Yep, you've read that right! CCC will have its fund-raising activity this December! And it's gonna be a Cosplay Cafe~!!
As an organization that aims to share the love of cosplaying, CCC has done a lot of events for Cebuano cosplayers to enjoy. But sadly, events like Cosmeets and cosplay gatherings are not possible without the right budget. Yes, cosmeets do require money. Most organizers usually get the budget from their own pockets, and the founders have decided that it would be too much of a burden for the future organizers to do that.
Thus, the founders have thought of a number of fund-raising activities in order to raise money for cosmeets (and the likes). The earlier activity was CCC's "Yo! S.O.S." event last August, and CCC's very own Cosplay Cafe this December at UP's Otakufest!
The group is trying its best to make this activity possible. However, certain help must be needed for it to be successful. To give you a background of what the Cosplay Cafe is, let me tell you a bit of what the group has planned so far: Place and materials are yet to be negotiated, but the cafe will look like a small booth with just a few tables and chairs. The group aims to improve that. But with starting money limitations, having a fabulous cafe look is quite.. . Let's do our best, however!
As for the menu, it will be released a week before Otakufest (refreshments and cakes/pastries, anyone? ).
As i've mentioned, we do need certain help from you~.
Yes, YOU!
If you love to experience serving and greeting customers in a "cafe style" way, then hesitate no further! Join the CCC Cosplay cafe now! Below is a list of help that the cafe needs:
Waiter / Waitress
The cafe needs more people to serve our customers. As for your uniforms/costumes, there really is no need to have one same design. Since this is a cosplay cafe, you can wear any costume you like/cosplay any character you like. However, having an apron to match your cosplay would be nice (Byakuya-taichou with an apron? Why not! ).
Cleaner
Do you like washing dishes? Gathering customers' used plates? Or just sweeping at the front of the cafe? Then this job is for you!
Just like the waiter/waitress job above, there really is no specific uniform needed. Just cosplay the character you like. Or you can opt not to cosplay. It's really fine!
Entertainer
Greeting our customers is a crucial job. Some customers are shy, so asking them what they want would be a great help, don't you think?
(And no, this job is not about dancing and singing.. i think . Unless specified by one of the founders/staff? Haha.. But if you really like to perform for our customers, then why not? Let's serve them with our uplifting singing and dancing! ).
But basically, it's about ushering our customers and asking the shy ones what they want.
Let's welcome our customers with warm enthusiasm!
Cook / Food preparer
If you like cooking, then this job is perfect for you~! Our menu will consist of easy to prepare (but yummy ) snacks, so don't fret~! Also, it would be nice if you'd clean your mess (after cooking/preparing) ne~? So the Cleaner will not have a huge job, おk?
Tagabantay / Attendant
Think you're tough to handle nuisances in the cafe? Or do you like to sit and watch and make sure the cafe is safe? Then we need your help!
For now, that is the help that the cafe needs. We will add more info about this later.
Please, please, please, won't you help CCC raise funds?
The jobs listed here are voluntary work and will not have money compensation in return. However, the cafe staff would gladly offer snacks and food for the volunteers .
Since this is a fundraising activity, no money shall go to the helpers/organizers/staff of the cafe. It'll all go to CCC and its activities.
edit: GAAHH!! I forgot to mention something!!! D:
Uhm, i know some of you are planning to join a few contests in OF or do some stuff on that day. So uhm, I guess the cafe staff will prefer volunteers that do not have any other obligations for OF (not part of the OF staff or any booths, not part of any contests, etc). It's because we do not want you to have too much load on OF, and we do not want to get in the way of your contests.The cafe staff cares for the volunteers .
But if you still want to work for the cafe, then i guess we can compromise. Since i guess we'll assign shift work/schedules to the volunteers, you can tell us your contest time/obligations beforehand (so we can place you in a schedule where you won't have to run from one obligation to another).
FOR QUESTIONS, CLARIFICATIONS, REACTIONS AND SUGGESTIONS REGARDING CCC COSPLAY CAFE, PLEASE POST A COMMENT BELOW OR PM THIS ACCOUNT/ THE FOUNDERS . WE WILL POST ANOTHER ENTRY FOR THE DETAILS AND INFO (ABOUT THE CAFE, JOBS, UPDATES AND WHATNOT) .
Thank you for reaching the bottom of this page. That means you've read the whole thing! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Let us all have fun in this activity!
With our fighting spirit and a heart willing to serve for a cause and frilly skirts, OF here we come~!!!!!
(Graphics and images are not made by me, nor i claim ownership over them. They belong to their respective owners/artists)
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Photo Exhibit, Cosplay and Fashion Show!
Satin Eclipse... The Darkness is Rising!
*****PHOTO EXHIBIT*****
0CTOBER 24-31, 2009
****FASHION SHOW*******
SEE THE DARK FANTASY CREATIONS COME ALIVE DURING THE FASHION SHOW ON OCT. 31, 2009.
******COSPLAY******
Oct.31, 2009
12noon - Cosplay Registration
1pm - Cosplay Contestants Call Time
Registration Fee: 150php for Cosplay Contestants.
Exclusive Event Lootbag to be given to cosplay contestants!
For contestants, pls. email the ff. info to caneevents@yahoo.com 1. Real Name
2. Contact Number
3. Shyou Name/Nickname
CATEGORIES:
1. MALE COSPLAY
2. FEMALE COSPLAY
3. KID COSPLAY
4. GROUP COSPLAY
FOR MORE INFO, PLZ VISIT CANE EVENTS WEBSITE http://www.caneevents.com
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Junjou Romantica S3?
Last Updated on Friday, 19 June 2009 19:02
At last, Junjou Romantica Season 2 has come to an end! What happens next? Will there be a Season 3? We all want to know! Thanks GenericWit for creating this FAQ!
***EDITED: 24 March 2009***
Thanks GenericWit for this wonderful FAQ!
Hihi! So, basically, I decided to make a FAQ because a lot of people ask the same questions and don't feel like scrolling through pages to see the answers. If you want to add a question to it, just respond here, and I'll add it. I consider myself a JJR pro so... I can pretty much answer anything anime/manga related.
Will there be a season 3?
We don't know. As far as I know, at the moment, no. There's not really any manga material for them to keep going so if there were to be one, it would be original material. That's the short answer.
All the characters look the same! Help!
Right. *coughs* This question is not as uncommon as people might think so here I am to the rescue with a quick guide to characters! Beware of beginning spoilers!
The first two episodes deal exclusively with Usami and Misaki (Romantica).
The third episode deals with Nowaki and Hiroki (egoist). However, it does show a young Usami (see below questions for more details) so don't be confused.
The fourth episode is Romantica. The fifth episode and sixth episodes are Egoist. The seventh and eighth episodes are Romantica. The ninth episode deals with Usami and Hiroki when they were kids.
The tenth and eleventh episodes are about Miyagi and Shinobu (Terrorist).
The last episode of the first season is back to Romantica.
After that you should know who the characters are. Be advised that the other characters do make cameos (such as Nowaki working in the flower shop where Misaki buys flowers for Usami). Just keep watching, and it'll click for you. I promise.
To add my own commentary... if you're following the manga, there will be closeups of Hiroki and Misaki where they look *a lot* like each other. I can understand where you might be confused about those two at first, but you'll learn their personalities soon enough. Plus, you'll see based on the pairings who's who, but like I said, you'll get the hang of it soon enough.
***Click on the characters to expand the image.
Miyagi- Terrorist
Shinobu- Terrorist
Usami- Romantica
Misaki- Romantica
Nowaki- Egoist
Hiroki- Egoist
How old is everyone?
As of the start of the series, Misaki is 18, Akihiko (Usagi) is 28, Hiroki is 28, Nowaki is 24, Shinobu is 18ish (I say that because he doesn't come in right at the start of the series), and Miyagi is 35ish.
In the later part, add a year. Really everyone adds a year besides Shinobu. That's because Shinobu's and Miyagi's storyline starts later and doesn't even until he's 18. He's less than a year younger than Misaki. Don't think about it too much because your head might explode.
But I thought that Nowaki was 18 and Hiroki was 22!
Right, well, their first episodes/manga chapters are set 6 years before the start of the series. 6 years before the start, Hiroki loved Usami who loved Takahiro (Misaki's brother). Then, Hiroki met Nowaki, and they've been dating ever since. Then, five years later, Nowaki goes away for about a year. Then he comes back after the year, and that's when the storylines start. Click here for further explanation in my post.
Do they all know each other?
Well, Hiroki and Akihiko are childhood friends so they know each other.
Hiroki also knows Miyagi since he works with him.
Hiroki also briefly knows Shinobu from having walked in on him and Miyagi.
Hiroki also knows Misaki because of class and running into each other.
Nowaki knows Misaki because Misaki came in to buy flowers.
Nowaki knows Akihiko.
Miyagi knows Akihiko from the time Akihiko spends in his and Hiroki's shared office.
Miyagi knows Nowaki from Nowaki kicking his arse. Tee hee.
Misaki knows Miyagi from school.
So, they all pretty much know each other but only Hiroki/Akihiko and Hiroki/Miyagi really know each other closely.
Except for Shinobu who doesn't really know anyone... Heh.
What do we know about the guys' romantic pasts? Beware of spoilers.
Well... not much. Here's what we do know so far:
What we know about Ryuuichiro from mistake.
Akihiko/Hiroki have known each other since they were kids. That's when Hiroki presumably first fell "in love" with him.
Akihiko/Hiroki have had sex.
Akihiko liked Takahiro, Misaki's brother.
Hiroki has had at least one lover in the past making his "men he had sex with" count to *at least* 3.
Misaki is very virginal prior to Akihiko (as far as we know).
Shinobu was a virgin prior to Miyagi.
Miyagi was married.
Miyagi was in love with his sensei.
Nowaki, presumably, has never really had a relationship before Hiroki or at least has never been in love.
What is the JJR website?
As far as I know, there isn't an official English site that says much of anything other than "coming soon" or something of that sort.
Click here for the official Japanese site.
Click here for the official manga site.
Click here for the official Italian site.
Click here for the official site of the future USA licenser guys. The site is useless, fyi.
Where can I download subbed anime?
You can download it right her from aarinfantasy. Click for bittorrent. Click for host links.
Where can I buy a subbed anime?
Nowhere as of now. You can buy the Japanese, but currently, there isn't a place to buy it in English so enjoy it here while it's free. Alternatively, they do have official releases like the Malaysian release, but uh... the English subs are more than subpar since they were added sort of as an after-thought so I don't recommend any of those. There's no official ones, only bootlegs that ebay seelers are claiming to be official, with false authentication stickers--SO DO NOT BUY! (Thanks Sawwie-chan for this info!). Hold out for a western release.
Where can I download manga?
You can't. It's licensed. The main series anyway. It's up to volume 11 in Japanese. You can buy it up to volume 8 in English from retailers such as Barnes and Noble and Amazon.
What are the couples called?
Junjou Romantica: Takahashi Misaki x Usami Akihiko
Junjou Egoist: Kamijou Hiroki x Kusama Nowaki
Junjou Terrorist: Takatsuki Shinobu x Miyagi Yo
Junjou Mistake (side story/before start of series): Isaka Ryuuichiro x Asahina Kaoru
Junjou Minimum (side story/when they were kids): Hiroki x Akihiko
Get used to these terms. They're used a lot.
S2E4, what's that anime at the end?
Ga rei Zero
What's the difference between uncensored and censored releases?
Basically nothing. You know that small shadow that blocks out a little more skin? Well, it's that. Click for more.
Is there a game?
Yeah, but it's in Japanese. Good luck with import prices. You can click to download it here though.
What about merchandise?
Good luck with that, too. I recommend ebay or making your own like I have. Also, click here. If you know some basic Japanese, you should be able to navigate it alright. If anyone has anything else, feel free to share the links.
How closely does the anime follow the manga?
Pretty much exactly. Word for word, in fact, for the most part. They omit parts as they please (like a lot of the sexual content and some of the story lines), but it's pretty good about following.
Why isn't there more egoist/terrorist?
If you know the answer to this, let me know. There's no reason other than the fact that the creators might be trying to appeal to a certain audience and think most people like Romantica more. If you want more of either couple, I definitely recommend checking out the manga.
How dirty is it?
Hah. Well, the manga is pretty explicit. The first season has some somewhat raunchy scenes, but it's no Enzai. On the other hand, it's also not Gakuen Heaven. The second season tones down the sex a lot.
I have a question!
Okay, PM me, and I'll try to help. Also, correct me if I'm wrong on anything. I wrote this up quickly, and I hope I didn't embarrass myself too badly.
THANK YOU FROM OUR SOURCE : www.aarinfantasy.com
Last Updated on Friday, 19 June 2009 19:02
At last, Junjou Romantica Season 2 has come to an end! What happens next? Will there be a Season 3? We all want to know! Thanks GenericWit for creating this FAQ!
***EDITED: 24 March 2009***
Thanks GenericWit for this wonderful FAQ!
Hihi! So, basically, I decided to make a FAQ because a lot of people ask the same questions and don't feel like scrolling through pages to see the answers. If you want to add a question to it, just respond here, and I'll add it. I consider myself a JJR pro so... I can pretty much answer anything anime/manga related.
Will there be a season 3?
We don't know. As far as I know, at the moment, no. There's not really any manga material for them to keep going so if there were to be one, it would be original material. That's the short answer.
All the characters look the same! Help!
Right. *coughs* This question is not as uncommon as people might think so here I am to the rescue with a quick guide to characters! Beware of beginning spoilers!
The first two episodes deal exclusively with Usami and Misaki (Romantica).
The third episode deals with Nowaki and Hiroki (egoist). However, it does show a young Usami (see below questions for more details) so don't be confused.
The fourth episode is Romantica. The fifth episode and sixth episodes are Egoist. The seventh and eighth episodes are Romantica. The ninth episode deals with Usami and Hiroki when they were kids.
The tenth and eleventh episodes are about Miyagi and Shinobu (Terrorist).
The last episode of the first season is back to Romantica.
After that you should know who the characters are. Be advised that the other characters do make cameos (such as Nowaki working in the flower shop where Misaki buys flowers for Usami). Just keep watching, and it'll click for you. I promise.
To add my own commentary... if you're following the manga, there will be closeups of Hiroki and Misaki where they look *a lot* like each other. I can understand where you might be confused about those two at first, but you'll learn their personalities soon enough. Plus, you'll see based on the pairings who's who, but like I said, you'll get the hang of it soon enough.
***Click on the characters to expand the image.
Miyagi- Terrorist
Shinobu- Terrorist
Usami- Romantica
Misaki- Romantica
Nowaki- Egoist
Hiroki- Egoist
How old is everyone?
As of the start of the series, Misaki is 18, Akihiko (Usagi) is 28, Hiroki is 28, Nowaki is 24, Shinobu is 18ish (I say that because he doesn't come in right at the start of the series), and Miyagi is 35ish.
In the later part, add a year. Really everyone adds a year besides Shinobu. That's because Shinobu's and Miyagi's storyline starts later and doesn't even until he's 18. He's less than a year younger than Misaki. Don't think about it too much because your head might explode.
But I thought that Nowaki was 18 and Hiroki was 22!
Right, well, their first episodes/manga chapters are set 6 years before the start of the series. 6 years before the start, Hiroki loved Usami who loved Takahiro (Misaki's brother). Then, Hiroki met Nowaki, and they've been dating ever since. Then, five years later, Nowaki goes away for about a year. Then he comes back after the year, and that's when the storylines start. Click here for further explanation in my post.
Do they all know each other?
Well, Hiroki and Akihiko are childhood friends so they know each other.
Hiroki also knows Miyagi since he works with him.
Hiroki also briefly knows Shinobu from having walked in on him and Miyagi.
Hiroki also knows Misaki because of class and running into each other.
Nowaki knows Misaki because Misaki came in to buy flowers.
Nowaki knows Akihiko.
Miyagi knows Akihiko from the time Akihiko spends in his and Hiroki's shared office.
Miyagi knows Nowaki from Nowaki kicking his arse. Tee hee.
Misaki knows Miyagi from school.
So, they all pretty much know each other but only Hiroki/Akihiko and Hiroki/Miyagi really know each other closely.
Except for Shinobu who doesn't really know anyone... Heh.
What do we know about the guys' romantic pasts? Beware of spoilers.
Well... not much. Here's what we do know so far:
What we know about Ryuuichiro from mistake.
Akihiko/Hiroki have known each other since they were kids. That's when Hiroki presumably first fell "in love" with him.
Akihiko/Hiroki have had sex.
Akihiko liked Takahiro, Misaki's brother.
Hiroki has had at least one lover in the past making his "men he had sex with" count to *at least* 3.
Misaki is very virginal prior to Akihiko (as far as we know).
Shinobu was a virgin prior to Miyagi.
Miyagi was married.
Miyagi was in love with his sensei.
Nowaki, presumably, has never really had a relationship before Hiroki or at least has never been in love.
What is the JJR website?
As far as I know, there isn't an official English site that says much of anything other than "coming soon" or something of that sort.
Click here for the official Japanese site.
Click here for the official manga site.
Click here for the official Italian site.
Click here for the official site of the future USA licenser guys. The site is useless, fyi.
Where can I download subbed anime?
You can download it right her from aarinfantasy. Click for bittorrent. Click for host links.
Where can I buy a subbed anime?
Nowhere as of now. You can buy the Japanese, but currently, there isn't a place to buy it in English so enjoy it here while it's free. Alternatively, they do have official releases like the Malaysian release, but uh... the English subs are more than subpar since they were added sort of as an after-thought so I don't recommend any of those. There's no official ones, only bootlegs that ebay seelers are claiming to be official, with false authentication stickers--SO DO NOT BUY! (Thanks Sawwie-chan for this info!). Hold out for a western release.
Where can I download manga?
You can't. It's licensed. The main series anyway. It's up to volume 11 in Japanese. You can buy it up to volume 8 in English from retailers such as Barnes and Noble and Amazon.
What are the couples called?
Junjou Romantica: Takahashi Misaki x Usami Akihiko
Junjou Egoist: Kamijou Hiroki x Kusama Nowaki
Junjou Terrorist: Takatsuki Shinobu x Miyagi Yo
Junjou Mistake (side story/before start of series): Isaka Ryuuichiro x Asahina Kaoru
Junjou Minimum (side story/when they were kids): Hiroki x Akihiko
Get used to these terms. They're used a lot.
S2E4, what's that anime at the end?
Ga rei Zero
What's the difference between uncensored and censored releases?
Basically nothing. You know that small shadow that blocks out a little more skin? Well, it's that. Click for more.
Is there a game?
Yeah, but it's in Japanese. Good luck with import prices. You can click to download it here though.
What about merchandise?
Good luck with that, too. I recommend ebay or making your own like I have. Also, click here. If you know some basic Japanese, you should be able to navigate it alright. If anyone has anything else, feel free to share the links.
How closely does the anime follow the manga?
Pretty much exactly. Word for word, in fact, for the most part. They omit parts as they please (like a lot of the sexual content and some of the story lines), but it's pretty good about following.
Why isn't there more egoist/terrorist?
If you know the answer to this, let me know. There's no reason other than the fact that the creators might be trying to appeal to a certain audience and think most people like Romantica more. If you want more of either couple, I definitely recommend checking out the manga.
How dirty is it?
Hah. Well, the manga is pretty explicit. The first season has some somewhat raunchy scenes, but it's no Enzai. On the other hand, it's also not Gakuen Heaven. The second season tones down the sex a lot.
I have a question!
Okay, PM me, and I'll try to help. Also, correct me if I'm wrong on anything. I wrote this up quickly, and I hope I didn't embarrass myself too badly.
THANK YOU FROM OUR SOURCE : www.aarinfantasy.com
HORNY-SCOPES (ADULTS ONLY)
What the signs are like in BED!
AQUARIUS
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS
The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns. Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them.
FAVE POSITION
Mutual masturbation.
BEST SEX TOY
A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this.
AQUARIUS MALE IN BED
He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything too. Role playing, S&M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am he's just not into 3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved. He'll do that for fun, but not with the love of his life.
AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED
She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she finds him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her out. She likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come across as cold, but she's just protecting herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS
Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for giggles, but tease. After awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up, down and all around. Anywhere above the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of your Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not laughter from tickles, it's a release of tension that will most definitely lead to some action!
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PISCES
Feb 20 - March 20
Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual fantasies. Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want, anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for you! When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in the mood. One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves.
FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!
BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything
PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The girlfriend of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit flighty. But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!
PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when she knows there are more exciting options at hand.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love Slave, start with a warm, scented footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them, cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and lightly massage peppermint oil all over their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!!!
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ARIES
March 21-April 20
Ruling Planet: MARS
The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action! Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable with the missionary position, go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy pretending you're a human Twistie, then you've found paradise with an Aries.
FAVE POSITION
Always on top and always in charge
BEST SEX TOY
Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!
ARIES MALE IN BED
The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original 5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning types, you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat unless you bore him in bed and
he likes sex fast and furious baby!
ARIES FEMALE IN BED
She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy romance novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like to be treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with an Aries chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember your namethe next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her personality so don't get freaked out when she talks dirty or puts you over her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but are you man enough to handle her?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair is an awesome starting point! And licking and nibbling around their face or neck will get them going too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool is not cool!
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TAURUS
April 21 - May 21
Ruling Planet: VENUS
The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly.
FAVE POSITION
The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most comfortable.
BEST SEX TOY
A battery powered "erotic massager"
TAURUS MALE IN BED
The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.
TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of lovemaking. Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can go for hours at a time, days on end.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.
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GEMINI
May 22 - June 21
Ruling Planet: MERCURY
The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of ultr-extreme raunchy talk Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a close second. Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for. They need a lot of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop doorway,serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of the same sex.
FAVE POSITION
As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come up for air if they need to.
BEST SEX TOY
Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild, new ideas
GEMINI MALE IN BED
He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive. He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.
GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect the intellect, then satisfaction is not possible for her. She may sleep around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for the good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine! Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps,then you know you're doing something right. then, move onto the fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the killer move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll almost offer a money back guarantee on this one
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CANCER
June 22 - July 23
Ruling Planet: THE MOON
Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water sign's many mood swings! Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents! Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner!
FAVE POSITION
Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back with all their sensitive areas exposed!
BEST SEX TOY
A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!
CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild! If the Cancer guy decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his lover happy in and out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!!
CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a Cancer woman?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them going. Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her. It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing off the walls in no time!
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LEOJuly 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of themselves, it's the centre of our solar system! Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about them as they secretly high-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn good at it, but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance.
FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!
BEST SEX TOY
A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring or perhaps you can use them both together!
LEO MALE IN BED
You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You are a good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are sexy and have an aura of sexiness that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore you, so your partner has to make the effort or you will pad off to your next Lioness!!
LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it. You're a once in a lifetime experience!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top of the ass to the base of the skull. I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch! After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you know Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff!
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VIRGO
August 24 - September 23
Ruling Planet: Mercury
The God in charge of intellect and speedEbut don't worry because Virgo likes to take their time in the sack!! Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen. They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are definitely NOT! However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!! Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in housework and things like that, which can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are definitely more of a "can we cuddle instead" sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.
FAVE POSITION
Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!
BEST SEX TOY
It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!! Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!
VIRGO MALE IN BED
You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a woman should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your perfectionist ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky ideas though, but it is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion! You are a creature of habit, so if your lover can get u into the habit of sleeping with her, who knows what might happen?
VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll take what you can get! You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you. You have strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for someone to unearth it!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from the bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all times!
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LIBRA
September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus -
The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and stirring sensuality Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else! Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac. Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies. They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you. In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you exactly what they want.
FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!
BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!
LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to do it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy if there's a chance he might get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you can keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to take the lead. He is romantic and considerate but may suffer from Premature Ejaculation!
LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their legs! Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd base. Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the term 'Rimming'??? Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are gay?
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SCORPIO
October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO
The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship. Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room. But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.
FAVE POSITION:
Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.
BEST SEX TOY:
Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys
SCORPIO MALE IN BED
His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough to be with a Scorpio boy, you will always be satisfied!! There's a rumour that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as a black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing you don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex. Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!
SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss her off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game of one-upmanship you will never win.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB..
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SAGITTARIUS
November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER
God of money, luck and good times between the sheets. Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you because they are kings at 'talking it up'. Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them, be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before! Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public. When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the commitment is returned.
FAVE POSITION:They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.
BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be surprised at what happens next!
SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks. It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah! He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me" attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it, and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else. He will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash in bed!
SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of hiding yours from her. She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical since she can be very untrustworthy herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public place!
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CAPRICORN
December 23 - January 20
Ruling Planet: SATURN -
The God who oversees time, discipline and dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying power - in bed and beyond!! Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash, you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is turned on by money. Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to!
FAVE POSITION:
Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.
BEST SEX TOY:
An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy goat.
CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too. BUT you can definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.
CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations, so experiment with different venues to keep it interesting.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up will take a bit of effort. Believe it or not, their erotic area is the knees! Lightly stroke their legs, paying close attention to the knee region. Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming.
What the signs are like in BED!
AQUARIUS
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Ruling Planet: URANUS
The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns. Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on. They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs. Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them.
FAVE POSITION
Mutual masturbation.
BEST SEX TOY
A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this.
AQUARIUS MALE IN BED
He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control himself for as long as it takes for YOU to finish! He's up for anything too. Role playing, S&M, posing nude in the backyard at 5am he's just not into 3somes, swinging or open relationships if YOU are involved. He'll do that for fun, but not with the love of his life.
AQUARIUS FEMALE IN BED
She's looking for a lover who will be upfront with her, but until she finds him, she will make do with whoever is available. LOVE freaks her out. She likes keeping her emotions under tight control and may come across as cold, but she's just protecting herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON AQUARIUS
Lie down as if you are top and tailing and gently tickle and stroke the ankles and the calves. Don't tickle for giggles, but tease. After awhile, do the same with your tongue. Lick up, down and all around. Anywhere above the foot and below the knee is fair game. Lightly nip the ankle of your Aquarian, they may laugh, but it's not laughter from tickles, it's a release of tension that will most definitely lead to some action!
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PISCES
Feb 20 - March 20
Ruling Planet: NEPTUNE
The God in charge of delicious dreams, dangerous deceptions and sexual fantasies. Sexually speaking, Pisces is putty in your hands. Anything you want, anything, is only a question away. If you're looking for someone who will go the extra mile to discover all your secret moan zones, then Pisces is for you! When a typical Piscean makes out, it's an act of romance rather than pure pleasure. Pisces is the sign of love itself. They are so romantic and want satin sheets and candles, poetry and a full moon. Music also gets them in the mood. One of their least appetizing traits is their ability to become very, very jealous. Sometimes they are so scared of losing the fairy-tale romance that they ruin the happy ending themselves.
FAVE POSITION
Pisces is all about Oral affections!
BEST SEX TOY
A copy of the Kama Sutra, since your fish is into almost anything
PISCES MALE IN BED
He is romantic and has the reputation of being a womanizer. The girlfriend of a Piscean man should keep her eye on the ball as he can be a bit flighty. But he does make an excellent lover. He's from the old school that sex should be an almost out of body experience, and if he's showering his attentions on you, you're in for a hell of a good ride!
PISCES FEMALE IN BED
She needs romance. It's the very air that she breathes. She needs to be held gently and whispered sweet nothings to but when it comes to between the sheets action, she's never happy doing the same ol', same ol' when she knows there are more exciting options at hand.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON PISCES
The Pisces Zesty-zone is their feet! If you want to make Pisces your Love Slave, start with a warm, scented footbath and soak their feet for 10 minutes. Then sit in front of them, cross-legged, and rub their feet firmly through the water. Use kneading motions that run from their ankles to the tips of their toes. After 5 minutes, get a scrub brush and clean their tootsies with lots of TLC, dry them off and lightly massage peppermint oil all over their feet, paying close attention to between their toes. Pisces REALLY gets off on this! Once oiled up, gently kiss each toe, one by one. Then let your tongue take over and you're in baby!!!
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ARIES
March 21-April 20
Ruling Planet: MARS
The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action! Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable with the missionary position, go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy pretending you're a human Twistie, then you've found paradise with an Aries.
FAVE POSITION
Always on top and always in charge
BEST SEX TOY
Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge!
ARIES MALE IN BED
The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original 5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning types, you've just found your ticket to heaven! He's not prone to cheat unless you bore him in bed and
he likes sex fast and furious baby!
ARIES FEMALE IN BED
She views sex as more of a physical act than something from a soppy romance novel. If you're a bored exec and want to find out what it's like to be treated like a piece of meat, then go for a one night stand with an Aries chick. She'll be gone before you wake up and may not remember your namethe next time you meet. She's got a touch of KINK to her personality so don't get freaked out when she talks dirty or puts you over her knee for a spanking. She's all woman, but are you man enough to handle her?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON ARIES
If you want to seduce an Aries, running your fingers through their hair is an awesome starting point! And licking and nibbling around their face or neck will get them going too! Just be careful to keep your saliva at bay. Drool is not cool!
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TAURUS
April 21 - May 21
Ruling Planet: VENUS
The Goddess in charge of love, beauty and sex Taureans are ahead of the game when it comes to love coz they are ruled by VENUS, the planet of Love! Taurus has all the qualities a lover desires, including sensuality, loyalty and faithfulness.When a typical Taurus makes love, it's the most physical and natural pleasure in the world. They believe the romantic approach to sex almost always pays off so they will happily cook dinner, buy flowers, and light candles for someone they wanna bang. They don't like to rush things and take everything, including sex, slowly.
FAVE POSITION
The one Taurus enjoys most is the Missionary. Some may say this is so unadventurous, but Taurus is very practical and this is the most comfortable.
BEST SEX TOY
A battery powered "erotic massager"
TAURUS MALE IN BED
The Taurean man needs a woman who will want to stay home to eat and make love. He can be stubborn and is known to sulk like a little boy, but he LOVES making up!! (Rrrrow!) He likes to take things slow and gently and can last for hours, always waiting for HER to finish before rolling over to sleep.
TAURUS FEMALE IN BED
She is great at back massages and sex in general. She makes an art of lovemaking. Just kissing her can bring some men to the big "O". Her touch is gentle and tender, it excites and caresses and when in the mood, she too can go for hours at a time, days on end.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON TAURUS
There's nothing Taurus enjoys more than having their neck kissed and their earlobes nibbled. Light, feathery caresses up and down the neck followed by gentle licks, no biting, will make a female writhe with delight and a male stand at attention within seconds.
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GEMINI
May 22 - June 21
Ruling Planet: MERCURY
The swiftest God in the skies, who also happens to be in charge of ultr-extreme raunchy talk Talking about sex is Gemini's favourite hobby and doing it comes a close second. Gemini's love flirting and lap up attention from the opposite sex, but sometimes that's all they're looking for. They need a lot of variety when it comes to sex - dirty weekends away, a quickie in a shop doorway,serious groping under the table at a fancy restaurant. A lot of Gemini's are bisexual too and can often be drawn to those of the same sex.
FAVE POSITION
As long as it's different every time, they're not fussy, but if they must choose, it's that naughty number right after 68, since they can come up for air if they need to.
BEST SEX TOY
Any illustrated book about kinky sex, so Gemini can pick up some wild, new ideas
GEMINI MALE IN BED
He likes to give AND receive and can be quite inventive. He's a lights on, in front of the mirror kinda guy and if you make a few subtle noises and talk a wee bit dirty, he'll be very happy.
GEMINI FEMALE IN BED
She is more interested in IQ than private parts. If she can't respect the intellect, then satisfaction is not possible for her. She may sleep around forever and never find her true love and she is not the most faithful of the signs. She likes sex on the run, in an airplane toilet, in the storeroom at work, in the backseat of a car.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON GEMINI
Focus on the shoulders, arms and legs of a Gemini and you're headed for the good books. They love a good massage and their hands are so sensitive that even having their fingernails played with sends shivers up their spine! Kiss up and down each of your Gemini's arms, sneak in a few licks, nips and nibbles. If you get one or two yelps,then you know you're doing something right. then, move onto the fingers, slowly kiss, lick, nip and nibble each fingertip, then pull out the killer move - suck on each finger, slowly, as if it's a lollipop. I'll almost offer a money back guarantee on this one
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CANCER
June 22 - July 23
Ruling Planet: THE MOON
Which isn't a planet at all but the satellite responsible for this water sign's many mood swings! Love and sex go together for Cancer. They need to feel secure in love before they can relax in sex and Cancer often feels a little bit guilty after doing the deed because they usually associate sex with babies, especially the women, who either get pregnant at the drop of a hat or take longer than usual. All Cancers WANT to be parents! Cancers become sexually excited when they feel secure. They are turned on by home cooked meals and partners who love kids. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner!
FAVE POSITION
Any position that's comfortable and involves Cancer lying flat on their back with all their sensitive areas exposed!
BEST SEX TOY
A drink or joint that will relax the overly-cautious crab!
CANCER MALE IN BED
He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own. He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild! If the Cancer guy decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his lover happy in and out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!!
CANCER FEMALE IN BED
She oozes sexiness and is born to mate!! Compliments and kissing will win her over, so as you're nibbling on her ear, whisper "you're so beautiful" to get her quivering. Perhaps the Vincent (Big Brother) growl would work on a Cancer woman?
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CANCER
Concentrate on the breasts and pecs of Cancer to really get them going. Start by kissing and brushing up against them. Licking the Cancer female's nipple through her top will excite her, but don't 'dive right in' coz you're likely to scare her. It's the complete opposite for the Cancer male who will LOVE it if you get straight to the point. Squeeze his pecs and bite his bod and you'll have him bouncing off the walls in no time!
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LEOJuly 24 - August 23
Ruling Planet: THE SUN
Which isn't a planet at all, but a star, and just like Leo's opinion of themselves, it's the centre of our solar system! Leos can be very 'into themselves' when they bonk. It's not that they don't make their partner feel special, it's just that they often forget about them as they secretly high-five themselves for scoring again! Leo does actually want more from a partner than just sex though. Leo wants love and friendship too. They can be very romantic, but when they get into bed, it's not an experience they're about to have, it's a show! They like to perform... and they take requests! "Doing it" is the ultimate stress buster for Leo and they are pretty damn good at it, but they need constant praise for their outstanding performance.
FAVE POSITION
Receiving 'oral affections', since Leo is all about getting serviced!
BEST SEX TOY
A camera, or a game of Strip Poker will get the cat purring or perhaps you can use them both together!
LEO MALE IN BED
You are the King of the Jungle and expect to be treated that way! You are a good lover because you don't like to fail at anything. You are sexy and have an aura of sexiness that is difficult to deny. But, you will let anyone adore you, so your partner has to make the effort or you will pad off to your next Lioness!!
LEO FEMALE IN BED
You are elegant and sexy without even trying. Men love you and women want to be you. You like to play cat and mouse with men and command respect. In bed, you are a real panther and can scare the pants off most men. You adore raw sex, so your partner should go with you and enjoy it. You're a once in a lifetime experience!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LEO
A Leo's 'moan zone' is his or her back. First of all, ask your Leo to roll onto his/her tummy. Start with a gentle scratch that runs from the top of the ass to the base of the skull. I'm not talking about tender tickles or a tantalizing tease - I mean a REAL back scratch, coz if there's one thing cats love, it's a scratch! After a minute or so, get out the massage oil and spill it into a snakey pattern on Leo's back. Then rub all over. Keep doing this until you know Leo is ready to roll over. If they start falling asleep, give them a gentle prod in a delicate place! Once Leo is ready to roll over, don't let them! Leo will be excited by your control. YOU decide when it's time to 'flip your feline' over and get into the good stuff!
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VIRGO
August 24 - September 23
Ruling Planet: Mercury
The God in charge of intellect and speedEbut don't worry because Virgo likes to take their time in the sack!! Virgos have two sides to their personality. The Virgin and the Vixen. They may want you to THINK they are all sweet and virginal, but they are definitely NOT! However, Virgos are looking for a long term partner, not a one night stand or an affair! They tend to seduce with finesse, charm and sublety so you may not even realize you're being lured by a Virgo!! Once Virgo has been in a relationship for awhile, they get engrossed in housework and things like that, which can cause a serious dip in libido. Do NOT let this happen! They are definitely more of a "can we cuddle instead" sign that a 'let's get it on!' one when committed.
FAVE POSITION
Almost anything, as long as it involves eye contact!
BEST SEX TOY
It's more of a game. Write down five wild sex acts and put them in a bowl. Get Virgo to pick one out at random, and then do what you're told!! Virgo LOVES spontaneous sexuality!
VIRGO MALE IN BED
You can be quite boring at times because you have set views on how a woman should be. You don't mean to criticize or offend, but your perfectionist ways may drive your lover loopy! You DO have some kinky ideas though, but it is difficult to get to the bottom of your passion! You are a creature of habit, so if your lover can get u into the habit of sleeping with her, who knows what might happen?
VIRGO FEMALE IN BED
You are hardworking and careful about your appearance, but you really do fantasize about getting down and dirty! You are a secret romantic and crave the perfect lover. Since the perfect lover doesn't exist, you'll take what you can get! You are quite insecure and need a partner who will adore you. You have strong passion beneath that practical exterior and are just waiting for someone to unearth it!
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON VIRGO
Virgo's have a VERY sexually sensitive tummy!! If you wanna make them putty in your hands, stroke, lick and kiss their stomach!! The area from the bellybutton DOWN! Once you have them squirming, you can have anything you want!! Just remember to keep one hand on their tummy at all times!
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LIBRA
September 24 - October 23
Ruling Planet: Venus -
The planet in charge of beauty, love peace, and stirring sensuality Libra is one of the sexiest signs in the zodiac, but if Libra can't get what they want from one lover, they will opt for two! They are notorious for having double standards in that situation too. They'll look you in the eye and say "never cheat on me, coz I would never do it to you", even when they have a hot night of passion planned with someone else! Librans are more turned on 'giving' than 'receiving'. They have a big heart and are the least selfish sign of the Zodiac. Libras are not very open about their thoughts or fantasies. They'd rather say nothing than tell the truth and offend or embarrass you. In bed, it takes a while for them to be comfortable enough to tell you exactly what they want.
FAVE POSITION
As long as they are lying down, they're happy!
BEST SEX TOY
K.Y. Jelly. I will say no more!
LIBRA MALE IN BED
The Libra man sees sex as an exciting adventure and he'd be very keen to do it in kinky places like a restaurant toilet! He likes being a bad boy if there's a chance he might get caught. He'll try out any fantasy you have, but whether or not you can keep a tight hold on his heart remains to be seen. However, he can be a bit of a pushover, and is perfect husband material, and he'd prefer his lover to take the lead. He is romantic and considerate but may suffer from Premature Ejaculation!
LIBRA FEMALE IN BED
The only thing that separates Libra men and women is what's between their legs! Libra girl wants a strong man who understands that she needs her individuality and freedom. She is turned off by burping, farting, and bad breath. Good personal hygiene is crucial if you want to get to 2nd base. Librans are very good at lying to get their own way. When your Libra girl groans in bed, look into her eyes to make sure she's not 'faking it'.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON LIBRA
Libra's Love Zone is their lower back and butt, so please, squeeze and pat your Libra's butt whenever you get a chance. When you're kissing, reach under his or her top and stroke the lower part of their back, starting in the middle and working your way down to their butt. Take your time and be gentle! To really drive your Libra wild? Have you ever heard of the term 'Rimming'??? Does it surprise you that a high percentage of Libras are gay?
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SCORPIO
October 24 - November 22
Ruling Planet: PLUTO
The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings. Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship. Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at another hottie across the room. But they can be relied on to always be there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power and they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better. Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.
FAVE POSITION:
Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.
BEST SEX TOY:
Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys
SCORPIO MALE IN BED
His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough to be with a Scorpio boy, you will always be satisfied!! There's a rumour that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as a black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing you don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing u do that he doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex. Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!
SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED
She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom.Just don't piss her off either, coz she can more vengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because she will get u back, and it's a game of one-upmanship you will never win.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO
Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind) is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB..
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SAGITTARIUS
November 23 - December 22
Ruling Planet: JUPITER
God of money, luck and good times between the sheets. Sagos are playful, laid back and oh-so fun to party with. They are wild, and may be the BADDEST party people you ever meet! One thing to be wary of is that Sagos like to talk BULLSHIT! Don't believe everything they tell you because they are kings at 'talking it up'. Sagos probably make better friends than lovers, but if you happen to score a one-nighter with them, be prepared to do stuff you've NEVER done before! Sagos are spontaneous and adventurous and most have probably been caught doing it somewhere public. When they find the right lover, they will give it 100% as long as the commitment is returned.
FAVE POSITION:They are up for anything. Quality AND Quantity.
BEST SEX TOY:
Handwrite a sexual fantasy of yours and leave it on their pillow. You'll be surprised at what happens next!
SAGITTARIAN MALE IN BED
Even if he's fat, balding and middle aged, he can still pull the chicks. It's his love and pursuit of happiness that draws the babes to him. Think "Austin Powers" baby, yeah! He is a wee bit selfish though, so be prepared for an "all about me" attitude in the sack. He LOVES doing it, and if you start holding out on him, he's likely to get it somewhere else. He will either amaze his partner with his sexual expertise or be absolute trash in bed!
SAGITTARIAN FEMALE IN BED
The Sago woman is a handful! She changes her mind more often, is blunt, oversensitive and takes offense at the strangest things. She's adventurous in the bedroom and also has no problems cheating if her needs are not fulfilled. But can u handle her open-minded sexuality?She will hide her emotions from you, but don't make the mistake of hiding yours from her. She's looking for someone she can trust 100%, but is quite hypocritical since she can be very untrustworthy herself.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SAGITTARIUS
Hips and thighs are extremely sensual for a Sago, so concentrate on massaging and stroking that area and the place in between! Don't be afraid to ask your Sago if you're doing it right coz they would LOVE to tell you! The best way to get them going is to grope their inner thigh in a public place!
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CAPRICORN
December 23 - January 20
Ruling Planet: SATURN -
The God who oversees time, discipline and dedication, which means Capricorn can go the distance - with major staying power - in bed and beyond!! Capricorns are very good at hiding their emotions, so it's often hard to tell when they are truly, deeply in love. If you have a load of cash, you can almost bet on admiration from a Capricorn because the goat is turned on by money. Like I said before, Capricorn has great sexual stamina and the ability to go all night if they want to!
FAVE POSITION:
Spooning! Goat boys and girls love to take, or be taken from behind.
BEST SEX TOY:
An office desk to "bond" on, or an erotic video will loosen up the randy goat.
CAPRICORN MALE IN BED
Imagination isn't a strong suit for Capricorn so don't expect acrobatics in the sack. Sex with him could possibly be as boring as watching paint dry and he tends to be a little bit selfish in that area too. BUT you can definitely count on him to be faithful if he has committed to you.
CAPRICORN FEMALE IN BED
She is strong and confident and likes to run the show! She's a tough nut to crack but once inside her shell, she's as sweet as caramel. Her fave position may be missionary, but she seeks excitement in new locations, so experiment with different venues to keep it interesting.
THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON CAPRICORN
Capricorns are the most anal signs of the zodiac, so buttering them up will take a bit of effort. Believe it or not, their erotic area is the knees! Lightly stroke their legs, paying close attention to the knee region. Licking, kissing, and nibbling the area will get them squirming.
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