Somebody Said You've got to dance like nobody's watching, and love like it's never going to hurt... - Leslie's Mail
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Some Stuff Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. Antoine de Saint-Exupery


Children's Letters To God:

God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it
an accident? --Norma

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why
don't You just keep the ones You have now? -- Jane

Who draws the lines around the countries? -- Nan

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is
that okay? -- Neil

What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had
everything. -- Jane

Did you really mean "Do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother! -- Darla

Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a
puppy -- Joyce --

Really Important Stuff Kids Have Taught Me . . .
It's more fun to color outside the lines.
If you're going draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.
Ask why until you understand.
Hang on tight.
Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten
anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better
off than the worm.
Make up the rules as you go along.
It doesn't matter who started it.
Ask for sprinkles.
If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.
Save a place in line for your friends.
Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.
If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.

Source: Joke of the Day!
Laughs

A man called the government office where I work and requested an estimate of his benefits upon retirement. After I gave him the information, he went on to inquire about his wife's benefits. I asked if she had ever worked.

"She has worked all her life making me happy," he replied. That was nice, I commented, but had she ever contributed to a pension plan? "No," he said. "We made an agreement when we got married. I would make the living and she would make the living worthwhile."