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HOUSECLEANING TIPS FOR INTERNET JUNKIES

Sweeping and Mopping the floors -- Have dog sweep floors with tail and lick up all crumbs.

Vacuuming -- Call for demo from salesman. Have him show you how the vacuum works in all parts of the house. Tips for success: Don't always call same company ... keep a chart and rotate.

Dusting -- Only do what is at eye level or below. And only right before someone is coming over!

Laundry -- First find a good place to hide it! If you have to do it... like you have no underwear... (heck who needs underwear).

Cleaning toilet -- Close the lid.

Cleaning Shower -- Close the shower door or curtain.

Cleaning the rest of the Bathroom -- Close the door.

Taking out the Trash -- If you can't find anyone in your house to take it out... bribe a neighbor ... say you hurt your back or some other sob story... that one might be good for getting at least a few sympathy dinners out of the neighbor as well! Try not to use it too often ... they might get suspicious.

Dishes -- Dishwasher...if it doesn't come off run it again and again if that doesn't work ... throw the dish out and start fresh. Better yet ... paper plates, plastic utensils and plastic cups are far better way to go... (as long as your neighbor is taking out the trash).

We hope you find our list helpful in allowing you more and more online time. As we have all learned frozen dinners and take out foods are a life saver on those days that you just cant seem to get your butt outta the 'puter chair ... good luck... We hope to see more of you online soon!

Song in mind (I've Had) The Time of My Life - Everyone does thank to those people we love and people who loves you without even knowing it. I remember a friend told me na I have many friends that I know but don't care too much for themm kay I'm very busy of caring those people who doesn't really like you in the first place. I owe this happiness to those who gave a damn and care for me for the past 2 yrs. in San Carlos and the people that I seem forgot to know their names (shame on you gar tsk tsk!!) see I should give time to those people who cared for me thanks I do hope makabawi ko sa mga things that it should be urs and worth giving for. one of them is me, myself and I bwhahahaa btaw watch out lang!!

(I've Had) The Time of My Life
Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes

Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt like this before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had the time of my life
And I owe it all to you

I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone
To stand by me
We saw the writing on the wall
As we felt this magical
Fantasy

Now with passion in our eyes
There's no way we could disguise it
Secretly
So we take each other's hand
'Cause we seem to understand
The urgency
Just remember

You're the one thing
I can't get enough of
So I'll tell you something
This could be love because

I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you

Hey, baby

With my body and soul
I want you more than you'll ever know
So we'll just let it go
Don't be afraid to lose control, no
Yes I know what's on your mind
When you say, "Stay with me tonight"
Just remember

You're the one thing
I can't get enough of
So I'll tell you something
This could be love because

I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you


But I've had the time of my life
And I've searched though every open door
Till I found the truth
And I owe it all to you

(SOLO)

Now I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you

I've had the time of my life
No I never felt this way before
Yes I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you

'Couse I've had the time of my life
And I've searched though every open door
Till I found the truth
And I owe it all to you...

You'll Fall in Love With A Taurus!

A Taurus is the most stubborn of all signs - but that fits you perfectly!

Taurus are keepers by their very nature, and they are almost always patient and reliable.

Once you find the right Taurus to fall in love with, you'll know that he / she is be yours forever.



Just like you, your Taurus is seeking out security and companionship in their relationships.

You will feel at home with a Taurus, for they also believe in developing deep, stable love.

A Taurus lover will do everything possible to ensure that you live happily ever after.



One warning: Don't try to change a Taurus!

It won't work!

Your Taurus can only change if he / she wants to, and even then it will take almost an eternity.



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Quotes and Laughs Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. Bart Simpson

"You'll never know if u save a bit of love for urself coz for me I rather give it all than not showing it at all- Anonymous"

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

"OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert", the camel mother answers.

"Thanks Mom" replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"

The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."

"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but... Mom?"

"Yes son?"

"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"

Just some mood in the angst I just had th emost stupid decision ever. its kinda sad na magmahal sa taong di ka nya gusto kay tungod sa naa siyay mga qualities na di ka makakuha but here u r Gar, playing the game of love, masarap magmahal di ba pero cguro mas masarap kung mamahalin ka rin. I am definitely in an awkward position here y coz I jst told her na friends na lang me kay naa na man diay siayng uyab. its full of crap and bullshit but heyI like the gurl too bad im 19 she kinda 21 she want somebody her age yeah I guess nabatian tingali sya sa akong face hehehe. The Pain of Loving you... comes from myself afterall for all its worth being crazy for that somebody is not an excuse....

Song in Mind The Look of Love - Diana Krall this song reminded me of an intimatemoment with my friend but turns really aawkward guess too much talk of the 4 letter word we had to stop it hehehe emotions emotions

The Look of Love
Diana Krall

The look of love is in your eyes
A look your smile can't disguise
The look of love is saying so much more than just words could ever say
And what my heart has heard, well it takes my breath away

I can hardly wait to hold you, feel my arms around you
How long I have waited
Waited just to love you, now that I have found you

You've got the
Look of love, it's on your face
A look that time can't erase
Be mine tonight, let this be just the start of so many nights like this
Let's take a lover's vow and then seal it with a kiss

I can hardly wait to hold you, feel my arms around you
How long I have waited
Waited just to love you, now that I have found you
Don't ever go
Don't ever go

Joke Joke Joke
Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down.

One day John got yet another one of those calls. "What happened this time?" he asked.

"My brakes went out," Jill said. "Can you come to get me?"

"Where are you?" John asked.

"I'm in the drugstore," Jill responded.

"And where's the car?" John asked.

Jill replied, "Oh, it's in here with me."

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HOUSECLEANING TIPS FOR INTERNET JUNKIES

Sweeping and Mopping the floors -- Have dog sweep floors with tail and lick up all crumbs.

Vacuuming -- Call for demo from salesman. Have him show you how the vacuum works in all parts of the house. Tips for success: Don't always call same company ... keep a chart and rotate.

Dusting -- Only do what is at eye level or below. And only right before someone is coming over!

Laundry -- First find a good place to hide it! If you have to do it... like you have no underwear... (heck who needs underwear).

Cleaning toilet -- Close the lid.

Cleaning Shower -- Close the shower door or curtain.

Cleaning the rest of the Bathroom -- Close the door.

Taking out the Trash -- If you can't find anyone in your house to take it out... bribe a neighbor ... say you hurt your back or some other sob story... that one might be good for getting at least a few sympathy dinners out of the neighbor as well! Try not to use it too often ... they might get suspicious.

Dishes -- Dishwasher...if it doesn't come off run it again and again if that doesn't work ... throw the dish out and start fresh. Better yet ... paper plates, plastic utensils and plastic cups are far better way to go... (as long as your neighbor is taking out the trash).

We hope you find our list helpful in allowing you more and more online time. As we have all learned frozen dinners and take out foods are a life saver on those days that you just cant seem to get your butt outta the 'puter chair ... good luck... We hope to see more of you online soon!

You are a Unicorn! Unicorns symboliz gentleness,
good will, and wisdom.
unicorns only allow girls to see them, let alone
touch them. You dont feel safe around many
because many humans are poachers who want your
magical horn, which has great healing
capabilities.


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You should be a Libra, your generous, realistic,
and charming, but you can be dependent,
distant, and materialistic.


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Rainy Days starts and so thus tears in the heart Last night I cried out loud I told myself not to be affected with situation but I guess I'm only fooling myself. A friend changed with a moment I should be happy right? for him, he found a way in his life the only way to ... move on or to ignore what the pain is... yeah sure I may not know him that much but... I've been there...sadly, I can't help him since he moves his course but i do hope na wherever he may go he wouldn't desintigrate in the process. I may not know ur "old" self but If you thinkg it makes you happy by all means go, but I please lang don't let ur work and the council be affected of ur attitude.

A great sense of individuality ? changing back to the person who misunderstands you and doesn't give a damn to the world is not a great sense at all. there are many things to give a damn in this world even if the world sucks and stinks. Try to look for them there somewhere...

Just "bet"ween the two of us Hala Maia ur bet with Melvs is so intriguing hmm wish u could post ur terms and condition and i'll try to look for some people who are interested in the bet bwhahaah I really like the looser to dance in front of the school wonder why hmm I guess or maybe bring flowers and sing a love song in front of our class bwhahahha again whew..

Just one of those days.. I guess I just read John's blog. Its true sometimes I got the feeling na I have something in my mind but when I type it it just flew away why is that hmm. well soem people don't seem to care about my whereabouts but then again my stubborn self just cna't get enuf of attention such attention that I thirst that whenever I get out or loose this I get so depressed paranoid and sing like avril Watching you back like you cna't relax but then this attention whether good or bad, too much of it is also dangerous and irritating but who am I to complain bwahaha.

Some words to our sponsors
John: (Try not to enter this to ur ear and escape to the other okhay!) It would be an honor to join ur bandwagon I just hope na I can do the best and reach ur expectations though I cannot garantee my work and performance to be normal because of my exag attitude and out of this world idealistic brain of mine. But I can garantee you that I wont leave you in mid air and that my dedication to help is there.

Oh by the way, the world is indeed full of crap and shit but isn't it nice that we a have a world we live in and it brings spice an dbitterness in our lives :P

Vanessa (okay, if this is not what u feel right now ignore it okhay) Hey what's wrong I do hope ur fine coz when u tagged the words "Its like everybody's critcizing me" I felt like what happened diay. Hey I know were not that close Van but honestly its hard for me to se u like this and I would like to help u in every step of the way okay Van. you can choose to be alone or not to be rgiht but the question is r u rally happy in that status I may say that I can relate or maybe my mind is saying crap again "what the hell I'm saying " but one thing is true I care about u okhay smile :) "If its dark and lonely just turn on the lights.. all you have to do is ask":)

Song in mind Private Emotions- Ricky Martin

Every endless night has a
dawning day
Every darkest sky has a shining ray
And it shines on you baby
can't you see
You're the only one who can
shine for me

Chorus:
It's a private emotion that fills
you tonight
And a silence falls between us
As the shadows steal the light
And wherever you may find it
Wherever it may lead
Let your private emotion come to me
Come to me

When your soul is tired and your
heart is weak
Do you think of love as a
one way street
Well it runs both ways,
open up your eyes
Can't you see me here,
how can you deny

Chorus

Every endless night has a
dawning day
Every darkest sky has a shining ray
It takes alot to laugh as your
tears go by
but you can find me here till you
tears run dry

Chorus

Deja Vu Hmm it always happens every summer you I rememebr last year's summer I finally met someone i tot tha she's the one but then she finally told me that all she needed was a friend because she and his bf just "cooled off" and now this. hay fling or the real thing I still feel the pain the real pain inside. ijust can't help but fall in to this kind of relationships so 50/50 once u get hooked u get on this you'll never get away and end up "dumped" hahaha Deja Vu? yeah I should have known it stupid me I never learn haha

Deja Vu Yeah what a day! it would seem that I am so exhausted over the pain of the four bleeding extraction waah, well anyways, of to hte net hmm... it seemed that my ka-eb got already a bf hay that ok she told me "Im a nice guy maybe you'll find somebody who better than me" yeah right!

Deja Vu Yesterday I got the most horrifying day ever waaah! its still hurts I got 4 tooths out! and its so mind breaking earth shattering pain!!! waah well at least I made it. The temperature has gone gaga now it rained, it stormed then it shined again ah can't wait for people to have dengue and fever summers almost over I still cant make up my mind hahay! must plan for sumthing compE or not to compE that is the question ...

Visiting Blog: John Hala John! its really great that you meet the new CompE chair is he friendly anyways, ROBOTICS in USC? hmm sound great I do hope that would be part of our subjects in the future hahay? can't wait. then when is our enrollment I hope I can finalized everything even my mind as well. Hey when am I gonna make up my mind! well let's see na lang

Song in mind Stick Around- Azure. Everybody needs somebody and so they say I can stick to friends if time haven't gave me the "one". This song dedicated sa mga magsi hawa na sa atong alma matter this coming school year waaah ayaw muna oi!

Stick Around
Azure

How many times do I daydream
about making love to you
and take you to a special place
where it's only me and you
I'll put away all your troubles
on the other side of the world
and run my arms around ur heart
and tell u you're my girl

So let's go steal away in the night
and we'll go far away from here
to the place where our love is right
can I take you to my world

Whenever you're sad
whenever you're crying
I'll be the one who wipes away your tears
whenever you call
whenever you need me
I'll be the one who runs to you
giving my love
well you know how much I love you
so you better not let me down
I'm not asking for too much baby
just stick around

A quiet day in the country
or a rainy night in my room
we'll hide away under my sheets
after the morning comes too soon
an afternoon in your eyes
or a lifetime in your heart
forever just stay long enough
but it leads to take a start

falling deeper in love with you
will you be there to catch me girl
are you falling deep with me too
can I keep you in my world

Whenever you're sad
whenever you're crying
I'll be the one who wipes away your tears
whenever you call
whenever you need me
I'll be the one who runs to you
giving my love
well you know how much I love you
so you better not let me down
I'm not asking for too much baby
just stick around

forever... forever
oh would you come on baby
let's go steal away in the night
and we'll go far away from here
to the place where our love is right
oooh coz

Whenever you're sad
whenever you're crying
I'll be the one who wipes away your tears
whenever you call
whenever you need me
I'll be the one who runs to you
giving my love
well you know how much I love you
so you better not let me down
I'm not asking for too much baby
just stick around

forever... forever

What a day! A! I had a 1derful day. I attended the 1st Theater Guild Meeting for this coming school year. Well as expected because of the office was always close, the whole area was so dusty and dirrrty. So, before we started the meeting we cleaned up the office partially since our broom had a fracture and its kinda time consuming since the meeting starts at 1:30. Anyways, James our new T.G. president, started the meeting with the agenda of recruitement and distibuting poster. We got a porblem in the poster.. we havn't started anything yet! and we should post it next week. But according to the rules in posting, at the last week of the month, the janitors will be ripping them of so I proposed to have a backup posters na lang by June and less posters by next week that way we have more poster in the june than may. mke sense

I really missed my co-tg members they have their own changes in the physical and I guess emotional, me? I'm learning everystp of the way, I'm trying not to butt in and try not to make attention hehehe, anyways, I'm impressed! not surprised with our new president, he's really prepared and updated and very short not commercial ad ons but some sort of chikas hehe. He also discussed the new house rules in the office (its more specific) then the coming activities for the whole school year (they seemed to be tentative but feels real can't wait). The sad part is there will be many "ka-pusong TG" who will graduate, waaah why why why sniff sniff wellwhat can we do time to move on. Hmm I guess we were in quorum lets see, There's Tats, Zyra,Mike, Mary Ann(who left early for her class), Chu(who left also early), Ana Mars, KC, Aries, Anju, Gary, Claire(will be missing ur blog!) and Mama James. Viva TG!!

Ah Grabe na toh I'm getting addicted to this blog stuff and I just can't help it. I love putting some images and moving one yeah!! well it seems that John and I are the only one whose present in the blog world (correct me if I'm wrong!) hmm where is everybody maybe they fot "flooded" natangay by th waves. hey I finally improved my driving skills even though my Dad still thinks I didn't well that okay I'm proud of myslef since I know myself that I did improve so nothing to it. Just need some more improvement on the backing and parking hmm major crsh! anyways, here a song I'll leave for now since the sun is back sunstar! grabe suya ko wish I was there well there will be a thousand of like that all I have to do is knock it and grab it big time!

Through the Rain
Mariah Carey

When you get caught in the rain with no where to run
When you're distraught and in pain without anyone
When you keep crying out to be saved
But nobody comes and you feel so far away
That you just can't find your way home
You can get there alone
It's okay, what you say is
I can make it through the rain
I can stand up once again on my own
And I know that I'm strong enough to mend
And every time I feel afraid I hold tighter to my faith
And I live one more day and I make it through the rain
And if you keep falling down don't you dare give in
You will arise safe and sound, so keep pressing on steadfastly
And you'll find what you need to prevail
What you say is

I can make it through the rain
I can stand up once again on my own
And I know that I'm strong enough to mend
And every time I feel afraid I hold tighter to my faith
And I live one more day and I make it through the rain

And when the rain blows, as shadows grow close don't be afraid
There's nothing you can't face
And should they tell you you'll never pull through
Don't hesitate, stand tall and say

I can make it through the rain
I can stand up once again on my own
And I know that I'm strong enough to mend
And every time I feel afraid I hold tighter to my faith
And I live one more day and I make it through the rain

I can make it through the rain
And I live once again
And I live one more day
And I can make it through the rain
(Yes you can)
You will make it through the rain

Raining and Raining Ah its too cold here and I do hope there no leaks like last night brr grabe ka cold hey Peeps watch up with you guys taking some hot cocoa wont hurt right hmm grabe I'd like to pamper myself this cozy evening but instead I'm just stuck here in the cafe. I found out na nidaghan among costumer because of the rain yeah its because the land is wet and no outdoor stuff to do when its raining so what do we do if it rain search the net and play games blah blah well look at the bright side at least me got some dough for our future nessecities :)

This song keeps on ringing in my head so I want to post it Dedicated to the people who just can't stand the heat and got out of the kitchen . Quitters!
Hepburn---I Quit

There was a time when
I would go walking backwards
Round the world if you said you're mine
And I'd run blindfold down the
Kings Road Monday morning
If you'd just for once arrive on time
But you turned into another liar
And you came on like a new Messiah
So before you say what you desire
I'm telling you now?

I Quit! I Quit!
'Cos loving you's a job I don't need
Ain't gonna go to work no more
I Quit! I Quit!
The situation's vacant for me
Ain't gonna go to work no more
Ain't gonna go to work no more
Ain't gonna go to work

I got my hands dirty whole you rolled cigarettes
With one eye on the time
I tried my hardest, I've been conscientious
But I'm taking back that heart of mine
You can't roll me round your tongue no more baby
It's time to clear up your emotional debris
And if I'm falling overboard, please don't save me
'Cos I'm telling you now?

I Quit! I Quit!
'Cos loving you's a job I don't need
Ain't gonna go to work no more
I Quit! I Quit!
The situation's vacant for me
Ain't gonna go to work no more
Ain't gonna go to work no more
Ain't gonna go to work

It's too late to say you're sorry

You're just like every other lover
A shot rings out and you go running for cover
And I'm so sorry that I can't be your mother
And I'm telling you now?

I Quit! I Quit!
'Cos loving you's a job I don't need
Ain't gonna go to work no more
I Quit! I Quit!
The situation's vacant for me
Ain't gonna go to work no more
Ain't gonna go to work no more
Ain't gonna go to work

I Quit! I Quit! I Quit! I Quit! I Quit! I Quit!
Ain't gonna go to work no more
Ain't gonna go to work no more
Ain't gonna go to work

Somebody Said Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. Anonymous
ah grabe anonymous!
Laughs
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, Mum," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..."

Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mum, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Mum!"

"Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, Mum," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"

"Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"

Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mum, they were words like dust, wash, iron, cook!"

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him for $10?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar."

Song in Mind Walking on Sunshine- Katrina and the waves. Yeah I'm so happy ironically the suns out and the rain keeps on pouring in hey! Dont u think a little wet hurts!! I dont think so!!! Yeah lets go walk in sunshine after the pouring rain

Oh! Ohhhh yeeeh

I used to think maybe you loved me now baby i'm sure
And i just cant wait till the day when you knock on my door
Now everytime i go for the mailbox , gotta hold myself down
Cos i just wait till you write me your coming around

Im walking on sunshine , wooah
Im walking on sunshine, woooah
Im walking on sunshine, woooah
and dont it feel good!!

Hey , alright now
and dont it feel good!!
hey yeh

i used to think maybe you loved me, now i know that its true
and i dont want to spend all my life , just in waiting for you
now i dont want u back for the weekend
not back for a day , no no no
i said baby i just want you back and i want you to stay

woah yeh!
Im walking on sunshine , wooah
Im walking on sunshine, woooah
Im walking on sunshine, woooah
and dont it feel good!!

Hey , alright now
and dont it feel good!!
hey yeh ,oh yeh
and dont it feel good!!

walking on sunshine
walking on sunshine

i feel the love, i feel the love, i feel the love thats really real
i feel the love, i feel the love, i feel the love thats really real

Im on sunshine baby oh
Im on sunshine baby oh

im walking on sunshine wooah
im walking on sunshine wooah
im walking on sunshine wooah

and dont it feel good!!
ill say it again now
and dont it feel good!!

cont till the end
Think About It

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.


It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to remain anonymous.

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers and men crooked.

Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you respond to it.

Have a great weekend!