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How sexy is Your Name?
According to studies, the first letter of your
first name reveals your sexual identity ... What do
you think? Oh sssooooooo true.
A
You are not particularly romantic, but you are
interested in action. You mean business. With you,
what you see is what you get. You have no patience for
flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is
trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing.
You are an up front person.When it comes to sex, it's
action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's
physical attractiveness is important to you. You find
the chase and challenge of the hunt" invigorating. You
are passionate and sexual as well as being much more
adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go
around advertising these qualities. Your physical
needs are your primary concern.
B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy
being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy
to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of
your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to
pamper your mate. You are private in your expression
of endearments and particularly when it comes to
lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets
with your approval. You can control your appetite and
abstain from sex if need be. You require new
sensations and experiences. You are willing to
experiment.
C
You are a very social individual, and it is
important to you to have a relationship. You require
closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk
to your sex partner before, during, and after. You
want the object of your affection to be socially
acceptable and good looking. You see your lover as a
friend and companion. You are very sexual and
sensual,needing someone to appreciate and almost
worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have
the ability to go for long periods without sexual
activity. You are an expert at controlling your
desires and doing without.
D
Once you get it into your head that you want
someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do
not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and
caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on.
You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense
in your involvement, sometimes possessive and jealous.
Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are
stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free
and open mind.
E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is
not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A
person must be intellectually stimulating or you are
not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover
and a companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and
disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a
while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for
the challenge is more important than the sexual act
for you, but once you give your heart away, you are
uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good
lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a
good book. Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.
F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your
lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate
you can find. You are a flirt,yet once committed, you
are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual,and privately
passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant,
and gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love
scenes are your favorite fantasy pastime. You can be a
very generous lover.
G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within
yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is
your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can
enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to
reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work
at it meticulously. You can be extremely active
sexually that is, when you find the time. Your duties
and responsibilities take precedence over everything
else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally
close to a lover, but no trouble getting close
sexually.
H
> > > > >
> > > > > You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation
> > > > > and earning ability. You will be very generous to your
> > > > > lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts
> > > > > are actually an investment in your partner. Before the
> > > > > commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your
> > > > > spending and dating habits and equally cautious in
> > > > > your sexual involvement. You are a sensual and patient
> > > > > lover.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > I
> > > > >
> > > > > You have a great need to be loved, appreciated...
> > > > > Even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and
> > > > > pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know
> > > > > what they are doing. You are not interested in an
> > > > > amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are
> > > > > fussy and exacting about having your desires
> > > > > satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try
> > > > > new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and
> > > > > thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more
> > > > > sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright
> > > > > lustful.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > J
> > > > >
> > > > > You are totally fucking marvelous!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > K
> > > > >
> > > > > You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour
> > > > > of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance
> > > > > to you. You are free in your expression of love and
> > > > > are willing to take chances, try new sexual
> > > > > experiences and partners, provided it's all in good
> > > > > taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that your
> > > > > partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you
> > > > > will find it difficult to sustain the relationship.
> > > > > You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to
> > > > > know that you're being appreciated.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > L
> > > > >
> > > > > You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow
> > > > > you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up
> > > > > serving your mate or attracting people who have
> > > > > unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's
> > > > > savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and
> > > > > dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You really
> > > > > enjoy stimulating yourself, though you are fairly new
> > > > > to it. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and
> > > > > magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life,
> > > > > nor of your sexual fantasies.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > M
> > > > >
> > > > > You are emotional and intense. When involved in a
> > > > > relationship, you throw your entire being into it.
> > > > > Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are
> > > > > all consuming and crave someone who is equally
> > > > > passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual
> > > > > freedom. You are willing to try anything and
> > > > > everything. Your supply of sexual energy is
> > > > > inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > N
> > > > >
> > > > > You are crap in bed. Much practice and learning
> > > > > is needed.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > O
> > > > >
> > > > > You are very interested in sexual activities yet
> > > > > secretive and shy about your desires. You can
> > > > > re-channel much of your sexual energy into making
> > > > > money and/or seeking power. You can easily have
> > > > > extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate,
> > > > > compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same
> > > > > qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business;
> > > > > thus you demand intensity and diversity, and are
> > > > > willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your
> > > > > passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in
> > > > > check.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > P
> > > > >
> > > > > You are very conscious of social proprieties. You
> > > > > wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your
> > > > > image or reputation. Appearances count, therefore, you
> > > > > require a good-looking partner. You also require an
> > > > > intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your
> > > > > partner as your enemy; A good fight stimulates those
> > > > > sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups.
> > > > > You are willing to experiment and try new ways of
> > > > > doing things. You are very social and sensual; you
> > > > > enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical
> > > > > gratification.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Q
> > > > >
> > > > > You require constant activity and stimulation.
> > > > > You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy
> > > > > for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or
> > > > > otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to
> > > > > be attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You
> > > > > need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of
> > > > > conversation to turn you on and keep you going.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > R
> > > > >
> > > > > You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented
> > > > > individual. You need someone who can keep pace with
> > > > > you and who is your intellectual equal the smarter
> > > > > the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great
> > > > > mind than by a great body. However, physical
> > > > > attractiveness is very important to you. You have to
> > > > > be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy,
> > > > > but you do not brag, you are willing to serve as a
> > > > > teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding
> > > > > playmate.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > S
> > > > >
> > > > > You are secretive, self-contained, and shy. You
> > > > > are very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not
> > > > > let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this
> > > > > part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down
> > > > > to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all
> > > > > the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or
> > > > > any game, and take your love life very seriously. You
> > > > > don't fool around. You gave the patience to wait
> > > > > for the right person to come along.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > T
> > > > >
> > > > > You are very sensitive, private, and sexually
> > > > > passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music,
> > > > > soft lights and romantic thoughts turn you on. You
> > > > > fantasize, but do not tend to fall in and out of love
> > > > > easily. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic,
> > > > > mushy, and extremely intense. You enjoy having your
> > > > > senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated,
> > > > > and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your
> > > > > relationships fit your dreams, oftentimes all in your
> > > > > own head.
> > > > >
> > > > > U
> > > > >
> > > > > You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love.
> > > > > When not in love, you are in love with love, always
> > > > > looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a
> > > > > challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure,
> > > > > excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential
> > > > > relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing
> > > > > your mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and
> > > > > you desire instant ratification. You are willing to
> > > > > put your partner's pleasures above your own.
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> > > > >
> > > > > V
> > > > >
> > > > > You are individualistic, and you need freedom,
> > > > > space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone
> > > > > well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means
> > > > > psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head
> > > > > to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to
> > > > > eccentric types. Often there is an age difference
> > > > > between you and your lover. You respond to danger,
> > > > > thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on,
> > > > > even though you yourself may not be a participant.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > W
> > > > >
> > > > > You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to
> > > > > take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is
> > > > > at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in
> > > > > love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he
> > > > > or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of
> > > > > yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good
> > > > > for your lover. You enjoy playing
> > > > > love games.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > X
> > > > >
> > > > > You need constant stimulation because you bore
> > > > > quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at
> > > > > a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You
> > > > > talk while you make love. You can have the greatest
> > > > > love affairs,all by yourself, in your own head.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Y
> > > > >
> > > > > You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If
> > > > > you can't have it your way, you will forgo the whole
> > > > > thing. You want to control your relationships, which
> > > > > doesn't always work out too well. You respond to
> > > > > physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours
> > > > > just touching, feeling and exploring. However, if you
> > > > > can spend your time making money, you will give up the
> > > > > pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to
> > > > > prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover
> > > > > you are. You want feedback on your performance. You
> > > > > are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Z
> > > > >
> > > > > For you, it is business before pleasure. If you
> > > > > are in any way bothered by career, business, or money
> > > > > concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get into
> > > > > the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a
> > > > > fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you
> > > > > never lose control of your
> > > > > emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you
> > > > > give your heart away and your body, for that matter.
> > > > > Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like
> > > > > glue.
> >
> >
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